So, I vented on Twitter and a bit on Tumblr but here is the whole, ugly story.
( Family Fish Feud (why poisoning guests on Christmas Eve is not in the spirit of Christmas) )
I once wrote a short story, Culinary Diplomacy, about the stress of hosting a party for 25 guests, some of whom were variations on gluten-free, vegetarian, nut-free, and dairy free. It was REALLY hard but by gawd I did it and the number one paramount rule of hosting is DON'T SEND YOUR GUESTS TO THE ER.
( Family Fish Feud (why poisoning guests on Christmas Eve is not in the spirit of Christmas) )
I once wrote a short story, Culinary Diplomacy, about the stress of hosting a party for 25 guests, some of whom were variations on gluten-free, vegetarian, nut-free, and dairy free. It was REALLY hard but by gawd I did it and the number one paramount rule of hosting is DON'T SEND YOUR GUESTS TO THE ER.