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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 01:30 pm
As you may have guessed, I completely failed to live up to my goal of reviewing everything I read, even in brief. Rather than attempting to catch up to my backlog, I am re-starting from where I am.

Yesterday I did a quick book cull by pulling books off my shelves that have been sitting there for ages, reading the first couple chapters, and deciding if I was likely to continue. I focused on books I'd started before and not gotten very far into. Here are the books that landed in the "move to Paper & Clay's used section" bag.

Trouble and Her Friends, by Melissa Scott



See the new cover? If you've been wanting to read this, it's now available as an ebook!

This is a classic lesbian cyberpunk novel that I have tried to read at least three times, and never managed to get very far into. I kept putting it back on the shelf because it's a classic and probably objectively good, but I'm just not that into cyberpunk. If a lot of the action is taking place online, I tend to lose interest. Also, some books just don't grab me, due to a mismatch between me and the book, rather than being objectively or even subjectively bad. This is clearly one of them. Someone else can be thrilled to find it at Paper & Clay, take it home, and enjoy it.

The Splinter in the Sky, by Kemi Ashling-Garcia



A tea specialist becomes a spy in a far-future colonized world! Unfortunately, this starts with a prologue which reads much like the infamous "trade war" crawl at the top of The Phantom Menace. Yes, I know that turned out to be prescient, but the problem was that it was written in a stultifying manner. The next couple chapters were much more lively, but also had a tendency to clunky exposition - some of which was pretty cool, to be fair. This was the second time I attempted this book, and had essentially the same reaction I did to Trouble and Her Friends - not bad, but not for me.

Furies of Calderon, by Jim Butcher



This has been described to me as "Pokemon in alternate ancient Rome," which sounds amazing. For at least the third time, it failed to grab me. I got about four chapters in and there's still no Pokemon. Someone else will like it more than me.

The Hum and the Shiver, by Alex Bledsoe



A race of people called the Tufa have lived amongst normal humans in Appalachia since the beginning of time. They can see ghosts, have music-based magic, etc. This opens with a Tufa woman very very clearly based on Jessica Lynch, who was a real-life American soldier who was wounded and captured in the US/Iraq war, returning from Iraq. I found this in poor taste. The general style also got on my nerves.

While doing this, I got sufficiently grabbed by the openings to keep reading and finish Maureen McHugh's Nekropolis, which hopefully I will actually review. I also returned Amitav Ghosh's Sea of Poppies and Tanya Huff's Sing the Four Quarters to the shelf.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 03:28 pm
Mammal ancestors laid eggs, and this 250-million-year-old fossil finally proves it

A 250-million-year-old fossil egg just revealed how an ancient survivor beat Earth’s deadliest extinction.

In the aftermath of Earth’s most catastrophic extinction event, one unlikely survivor rose to dominate a shattered world: Lystrosaurus. Now, a stunning fossil discovery—an ancient egg containing a curled-up embryo—has finally answered a decades-old mystery about whether mammal ancestors laid eggs. Using advanced imaging technology, scientists confirmed that these resilient creatures did reproduce this way, likely producing large, soft-shelled eggs packed with nutrients
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In terms of world domination, Lystrosaurus was arguably the most successful lifeform on Earth.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 01:06 pm
I can't remember if I've posted any of this before and am too lazy to look back.

I experimented this year with putting in some "winter crops" with variable success. Cabbage probably needed to be planted earlier because one of the varieties is bolting and the other, though not bolting, looks unlikely to set heads. The edible pod peas are doing ok, in part I suspect because I planted them next to the fence, so they aren't getting excessive sun. I harvested a handful of pods today and suspect I can get a handful per week until they give up. The third experiment was some mixed greens (NOT KALE) recommended by the nursery salesperson. I pulled them out when they started to bolt and will do something with them this week.

Because I had to trim some overly enthusiastic grape tendrils, I picked off the leaves, parboiled them, and made dolmas. Very successful (except for not rinsing the rice sufficiently, so the filling is a bit too sticky). Since I had more filling than grape leaves, I pulled some of the bolting cabbage and did cabbage rolls. (The dolmas cooked in broth and lemon juice while the cabbage rolls cooked in broth and crushed tomatoes.)

Last spring, I spotted some asparagus starts at the nursery, having failed to find any sets, and put them in the circular bed around the persimmon tree. I'd more or less had that in mind and hadn't planted anything else in the circle except for some random gladioli. More than half the starts survived the year and then this year I did find asparagus sets so I added them into the mix. It looks like they get enough water from the lawn irrigation system, though I've been supplementing with an extra sprinkler last year, both for their benefit and to help the persimmon get a good start. It'll be a couple more years before they'll be established enough to harvest (and who knows how many years before I'll start getting persimmons).

When I watch various of my friends and acquaintances flit about from place to place, I think about how significantly my life plans are affected by my love of growing things. And how tragic it would be if this property eventually went to someone who didn't value the investment.

The tomatoes are in the ground now--the usual 18 varieties. (Well, except I doubled up on Sun Gold cherry tomatoes because they're my absolute favorite.) Some years I've carefully documented which varieties I plant and how they perform. This year I didn't even make a list. I made my usual sacrifice to hope over experience and planted summer squash and eggplant.

I still need to pick and process the second half of the Seville orange crop. (The first half went to Chaz and has been turned into marmelade.) The lemons that were sacrificed to a bout of pruning have been juiced and frozen as cubes (for summer refreshment), plus zested and packed in sugar (for baking use). There are still a few juice oranges on one of the trees. The strawberries are trickling in. And it's time to update the garden calendar with all of this for data tracking purposes.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 07:35 pm

Posted by /u/Scary-Drawer-3515

I love this movie. Their reactions to everything is so real and genuine.

It starts off as a road trip, best friends out for a weekend and full of laughs that you share with only the ones that know you best. Their realization that they are being followed goes from this person is weird to outright terror. I thought it was very well done

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 07:44 pm

Posted by EJ Tangonan

Robert Rodriguez, the cartoonist

Robert Rodriguez is a man of many trades behind the camera. Not only is he a director, writer, producer and editor, but he would also be his own storyboard artist at times. This is because the filmmaker also has a history of being a cartoonist. On the DVD special features of Desperado, he revealed that his storyboarding would draw from his experience in animation. Now, Rodriguez will finally be merging his two worlds together with his upcoming project — The Naughty List.

The Naughty List

The Naughty List is a project that Rodriguez will be directing for Paramount Animation. The film will be written, directed and produced by the Sin City director. Per Variety, “The movie is based on a concept Rodriguez has been developing for more than a decade – originated from drawings and stories created with and for his children. Paramount sources added the film will combine holiday themes with a modern, next-generation approach.”

Rodriguez would also take to his official Facebook page to make the announcement. His post read,

“Exciting news!
…and a little trivia: way back in the day I was a cartoonist before I became a filmmaker.
So I’m SUPER PUMPED to share that I’m returning to one of my first loves, drawing and animation, by directing my first ANIMATED feature with Paramount Animation!
It’s an original idea I’ve been drawing and developing over many years – a funny, irreverent, and surprising Christmas tale for the whole family called The Naughty List.
It’s one of my favorite stories, and I can’t wait to share more with you!”

Rodriguez and Cameron continue to develop Alita 2

Meanwhile, for fans of Alita: Battle Angel, Rodriguez and his creative partner, James Cameron, are hard at work trying to get the sequel moving forward. Just a few months ago, Cameron would give an update on the project when he told Empire, “I appreciate the loyalty of the Alita fans. Robert Rodriguez and I have sworn a blood oath to do at least one more Alita movie. In fact, we’re thinking of an architecture that bridges to a third film, but we’ll be satisfied if we can make one more. And we’re making progress on that. Now that I have a home in Austin, Texas, about three miles from [Robert’s] place, I think we’ll probably get more serious about that as soon as I wrap the (Avatar) mix here in a few weeks.“

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 07:00 pm

Posted by Jake Dee

Jake

In many ways a film is only as good as its ending. How many times have you, in the horror genre especially, been on board with a flick up until the final few moments, only to be thoroughly disappointed by a finale that makes you wanna hurl large objects at your screen? We’ve all experienced it all too often. Which is why we’re looking at the most awesomely unpredictable horror film endings. Snap finales, shocking twists, surprising revelations, whatever the case may be, here now is the Top Ten conclusive Best Horror Movie Twist Endings!

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

Best Horror Movie Twist Endings Ranked (Top 10)

  1. Psycho (1960)
  2. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
  3. High Tension (2003)
  4. The Sixth Sense (1999)
  5. Friday the 13th (1980)
  6. Se7en (1995)
  7. The Wicker Man (1973)
  8. Don’t Look Now (1973)
  9. The Mist (2007)
  10. Scream (1996)
Best Horror Movie Twist Endings Ranked Psycho

1. PSYCHO (1960)

Not only is Psycho the forerunner of the modern day slasher film, Alfred Hitchcock’s inimitable low-budget tour de force is one of the finest films ever crafted. But even more bold than killing off the female lead halfway through the picture (a movie superstar in Janet Leigh no less) is Hitch’s highly disturbing denouement, where we learn Norman Bates has long ago killed his mother and since developed a split personality mental illness that propels him to commit brutal acts of murder. It’s pretty amazing how well the film holds up all these decades years later, the ending being no exception. When you consider the film’s place in history and how utterly shocked and revolted the last reel must have rendered audiences in 1960, there’s no wonder why Psycho is awarded our gold trophy.

Sleepaway Camp

2. SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)

In terms of craft and quality, Robert Hiltzik’s 1983 sexual-slasher joint Sleepaway Camp would probably rank dead last on this list… but if we’re strictly talking awesome twist endings, this movie is positioned right about where it should be. In one of the all time most jaw-dropping final reveal shots, we learn the spree of brutal slayings have been committed by innocent-looking Angela (Felissa Rose), who was born male but has been forced to live as a female by a crazy aunt. Sleepaway Camp‘s finish is precisely the kind we yearn for. It’s a truly hair-raising, unpredictable, downright unsettling ending that’s hard to shake.

best twist endings high tension

3. HIGH TENSION (2003)

The renaissance of French new wave horror we experienced twenty years ago can be largely attributed to Alexandre Aja’s splendid 2003 slasher flick Haute Tension / High Tension, a film infamous for its polarizing love-it or hate-it climax. I for one love it, even if I found it a bit annoying upon first viewing. You know the gist, when Marie and Alexa vacation at the former’s parental abode in the country, they become stalked by an axe-wielding maniac. It’s a small, intensely gritty film with a star-making turn from Cecile De France, and the entire picture works up to a shocking, reality-bending twist. Your reaction to the overall film is totally dependent on that last piece of startling exposition. If that pay off doesn’t work, the whole thing falls flat.

The Sixth Sense

4. THE SIXTH SENSE (1999)

I vividly recall watching M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense for the first time on video when I was a teenager. Funnily enough, about halfway through the picture, I turned to my sister and said, “Dude, what’s up with Bruce Willis? He looks dead.” Little did I know that was the exact literal narrative device on which the film is centered. In what’s probably M. Night’s finest hour, I think what becomes equally instrumental to the power of the film’s final twist is the precocious performance of Haley Joel Osment. Despite all the hints and dead giveaways (pun?) that become obvious during repeated viewings, we become so heavily invested in the little boy’s ethereal torment that we hardly even notice what’s going on below the surface.

Friday the 13th

5. FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)

As far as superhuman slasher-villains are concerned, I’m a Jason Voorhees man through and through. Of course, we all know it wasn’t the murderous man-child dispatching many a lakeside teen in Sean Cunningham’s 1980 original Friday the 13th, it was his psychotically overbearing mother Mrs. Voorhees (Betsy Palmer, despite insert shots of man hands and feet to the contrary). When the maddened matron deems a cadre of promiscuous punks responsible for the drowning of her little boy (Jason), a gruesome bout of recompense is served. The fact that Jason’s mother is the killer is in itself a shocker, but even that penultimate tell is outdone by the film’s final twist. When heroine Alice (Adrienne King) awakes in a canoe amid a serene lake, only to be startled one last time by a zombified adolescent Jason leaping from the water to take her under… dream or no… that rules!

se7en, brad pitt, morgan freeman

6. SE7EN (1995)

One could argue Kevin Spacey’s last minute involvement is David Fincher’s 1995 masterpiece Se7en was quite a shock in its own right (remember, he was cast a mere 2 days before filming), but it really, who wasn’t rendered mouth agape by the films unflinchingly nihilistic finale? Brad Pitt famously refused to partake in the film if New Line opted for an altered ending, a stance of integrity we can all appreciate. We all know the details: when Spacey’s John Doe directs detectives Somerset (Morgan Freeman) and Mills (Pitt) to the desert to lay witness to his final bout of homicidal handywork, a shattering twofold truth is unearthed. Not only has Somerset’s wife (Paltrow) been decapitated; Mills’ unexpected child was consequently victimized. In every way conceivable, Se7en is a superlative film, the conclusion of which heightens its sense of evil.

The Wicker Man best twist endings

7. THE WICKER MAN (1973)

What I love so much about Robin Hardy’s 1973 cult-classic The Wicker Man is how difficult it is to codify. Is it a horror film? A police procedural? A psychological thriller? What the hell is it? The answer is that the film is an enigmatic mélange of all those genre tropes, the result being an extremely unpredictable and at times discombobulating experience. As we follow Sergeant Howie (Edward Woodward) looking for a missing girl on the Scottish island of Sommerisle, we slowly get an unnerving sense that something’s amiss. Meandering in and out of sleazy pubs and eateries, we gradually begin to feel as lost as Howie does. By the time the film unleashes its brazenly downtrodden pinnacle, the audience is left as stunned by what transpires as Howie is: A pagan ritual sacrifice in which most of the townsfolk are complicit.

Don't Look Now best twist endings

8. DON’T LOOK NOW (1973)

Anyone who hasn’t seen Nicolas Roeg’s 1973 Venice-set spookster Don’t Look Now must do so stat! Deftly fusing arthouse tenets with intense psychological drama, Roeg’s film deals with a grieving couple (Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie) who retreat to the canals of Italy to cope with the loss of their daughter. There, after meeting some awfully shady characters, including psychic sisters, Sutherland’s character becomes plagued with eerie visions and clairvoyant flashes that make him think his daughter is alive and well in Venice. Meanwhile, a rash of grisly murders are taking place. The final twist? It’s not the couple’s daughter that Sutherland is spotting about town, it’s a murderous dwarf, decked in a red raincoat creepily reminiscent of the daughter’s own. A truly gut-punching finish!

The Mist

9. THE MIST (2007)

Perhaps not as circuitous or even as cool as some of our other twist endings, what really strikes you about Frank Darabont’s conclusion, which strays from the Stephen King source material, is how the man we’ve come to identify as a hero (Thomas Jane) is the one ultimately responsible for his family’s undoing. It’s a sad, soul-crushing capper to an otherwise standard monster movie. Standard in its structure, the movie lulls you into a false sense of knowing what comes next. Then, just as we think an inevitable escape is on the brink, Darabont bucks convention altogether to give us something far more effective.

Scream best twist endings

10. SCREAM (1996)

I almost wrapped up the list by throwing a little love to the 1986 pseudo-slasher April Fool’s Day, but in the end, Wes Craven’s self-reflexive reinvention of the genre pushed its way on here. From the masterful opening sequence (which still holds up today), Craven instantly sets up a post-modern slasher whodunit, cloaking his killer(s) in what’s now become an iconic piece of global pop culture. Fresh, funny, self-aware, Scream has so many synergistic facets at work that we never really get the chance to even ponder the film’s bold final revelation: an elaborately murderous “game” has been played with two assailants working in tandem. It’s a conclusion as innovative and hip as the rest of the movie.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the most shocking horror movie ending?
Psycho (1960) is widely considered the most shocking due to its groundbreaking final reveal.

What makes a horror twist ending effective?
A great twist recontextualizes the entire story while still feeling earned.

Are twist endings common in horror movies?
Yes, especially in psychological and supernatural horror, where perception and reality are often blurred.

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 08:52 pm
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Title: Bifröst
Author:[personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom: MCU/Thor
Pairing: Loki/Thor
Tags: Drabble, Bickering, Dare
Rating: T
Word count: 100

Summary: He knows what Loki is doing. It still works.

Author notes: Spring defiance from under the crushing forces of capitalism = a drabble a day in April. This one for [personal profile] apiphile who wanted this pairing and 'antagonistic eroticism'. This definitely leans toward the former more than the latter but just imagine that they hate fuck after almost getting torn to atoms in an Einstein–Rosen bridge.

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Bifröst )


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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 06:34 pm

Posted by /u/ShonaKang

This movie is seriously much better than its initial reception would have you believe. A solid cast (yes, Paris Hilton wasn’t bad in it), practical effects for the most part, terrific set design and some gnarly kills.

Is it the best slasher flick? No, but it’s not trying to be. It’s just a damn good time and feels a bit like a time capsule to that specific era of slasher filmmaking.

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 06:26 pm

Posted by /u/SmolSovereign

This is a sentiment probably passed around like communion at a megachurch, but because of traumatizing movies, books, and specific scenes from games that I can easily recall from my childhood and my own difficulties with anxiety I have had a profoundly difficult time engaging in horror. More specifically because of seeing the scene from the first resident evil game where the zombies are first introduced with a bloody-faced zombie turning toward the camera when I was like 8, or because of having direct access to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark when I was a very small child.

Jumpscares are a huge barrier for me. They're a straight up no-go most of the time. When rewarded with a proper tension release or accompanied but moderate intensity rather than severe intensity they can be more tolerable, but there's a very fine line between one feeling like a proper release and giving me a little a giggle afterward for feeling so silly at jumping so hard and giving me actual chest pains from the brief panic caused when it gets into that more intense area.

Likewise only a fan of gore from a distance. This is my own fault, I engaged too heavily with gory horror through youtube as well as watched a lot of true crime media for several years and it has genuinely impacted my ability to withstand more challenging media. I don't enjoy it because I empathize too heavily with the victims. The way I can handle it best seems to be when it's meant for me to empathize with the victims rather than it being a spectacle. Terrorizer for example would never be something I could tolerate because I empathize with the victims too heavily and I'm not meant to, the gore is a direct spectacle. I'm meant to enjoy it, which makes it feel more sickening and upsetting, where with a psychological horror piece it feels more tolerable because the empathy and upset is a part of the goal.

Examples of things I have been able to work myself through are Mouthwashing (game,) Silence of the Lambs (arguably not horror but thriller but I believe it counts,) a few classic slashers due to the ridiculousness and the fact I wasn't so sensitive back then, classic goosebumps. Basically I'm fully okay with psychological horror for the most part and I'm very open to "beginners recommendations" even if it's "youth horror" so to speak. I want to easy my way into horror because I know I enjoy it, I just have difficulty enjoying most of it.

Thank you in advance ^^

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 08:09 pm

Have just out of the blue had an email from a meedja person about what a cause of death on early C20th certificate MEANS, a colleague of theirs contacted me - what must have been in days of yore - and I was really helpful. I think that may have been a case in which Sid was involved, this was not, but we do our best in posing as a Nexpert.

I was able to flash a bit more relevant knowledge in the question portion of online seminar this pm (even though I dozed off, did not sleep well last night, during part of the actual seminar).

Have got off my desk and conscience something that has been hanging over me, to wit, second review of article I did a previous review of some weeks ago. Was somewhat prejudiced about it (it is actually not at all bad doing what it does) because it rather glances over the amount of work that went into getting the archive used into usable condition (personal interest there noted) and role of archivists in between the creators of the records and the end-users.

Think I mentioned some while ago possibility that longtime academic friend and self may be editing for publication Important Work on Significant and Highly Relevant Subject of friend of ours who died very unexpectedly last year. We have now received the draft manuscript and it seems more of a manuscript (rather than notes and materials) than we had feared.

Still have review that has been hanging over me and keeping getting put off to do.

Have podcast to record later this week.

Also must begin to turn my thoughts to being instructive yet entertaining on the history of ye baudruche (and finding illos, fortunately I already have quite a few).

Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 07:36 pm
Late last year, maybe early this? Toby Hadoke asked various people he knew what 17 missing Dr Who episodes they would pick if they were the only 17 left to be found. It now transpires he almost certainly knew, at that point, that 2 episodes of The Daleks' Masterplan had been found, but it got me thinking. My list is something as follows:

1. & 2. The Tenth Planet episode 4 and The Web of Fear episode 3. These both complete stories and are significant, in the first case for the regeneration of William Hartnell into Patrick Troughton and, in the second, for the first meeting with the Brigadier.

Then I have a string of picking one episode from any story for which no episodes exist so.

3. Marco Polo - there are three episodes in contention for this: episode 3 (which features Ping-Cho giving a storytelling performance something not attempted elsewhere in Doctor Who, or much at all these days), episode 5 which features Tutte Lemkow who is mildly (in)famous for having been in Doctor Who three times, none of which survive and having provided choreography for a fourth episode which also doesn't survive, and episode 7 (which is believed to have good fight scenes which, obviously, don't survive well on audio). I'm going to go for Marco Polo episode 3 for the storytelling - alas poor Tutte Lemkow.

4. The Myth Makers episode 1 - the choices here were episode 1 which sets the scene or episode 4 which pivots from farce into tragedy and introduces new companion Katarina. Doctor Who rarely enough does outright comedy that I've picked the introductory episode and it also features Tutte Lemkow so yay!. Also, with the recent returns we have 3/5 of Katarina's episodes and I've no real desire to see more.

5. The Massacre episode 4 - on the other hand, I'd rather see the conclusion of this one, which seems to have been pretty grim throughout, but I'd be interested to see how the Massacre of St. Bartholemew's Eve portrayed via woodcuts worked in practice. It does mean we miss out on William Hartnell's turn as the Abbot of Amboise however.

6. The Savages episode 4 - Episode 4s are tempting in and of themselves, but in this case we get Frederick Jaeger's impersonation of aspects of the first Doctor - seems well worth it.

7. The Smugglers - lots of choices here. Episode 4 once again has a lot of fighting that doesn't work well on audio, but I'm going to go for The Smugglers episode 2 where Polly convinces the stable boy that she can do voodoo.

8. The Power of the Daleks episode 1 - the other side of the regeneration of William Hartnell into Patrick Troughton.

9. The Highlanders episode 2 - in which the Doctor repeatedly bangs a man's head on a desk in ruse to convince him he is ill with a headache.

10. The Macra Terror episode 1 - because it includes the scene in which the Second Doctor is neatened up by a machine - which was cut from the animation.

11. Fury from the Deep episode 3 - which ends with Maggie walking out into the sea.

So now I have 5 left.

12. The Space Pirates epsiode 5 - The Space Pirates is not much loved but people hypothesise this is because the only episode we have involves the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe stuck in part of a disintegrated space station for the whole episode. So let's have another and I've picked one that features the character Dom Issigri because no one seems to know what he looks like.

13. The Power of the Daleks episode 4 - for no other reason that it would be nice to have a later episode of this, after the Doctor has ceased to be quite such a stranger to everyone, and episode 4 of 6 seems as good a place as any to stick the pin.

14 & 15. Marco Polo episode 7 and The Smugglers episode 4 for the aforementioned fight scenes.

16 & 17. The Daleks' Masterplan episodes 4 and 12 for the deaths of Katarina and Sara respectively.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 12:08 pm
Title: Only You Can Set Me Free (Read on AO3)
Rating: G- General Audiences
Type: Fic
Size/length/word count etc.: 1,307
Prompt: Denim [community profile] 100ships
Fandom/Ship: World Wrestling Entertainment - CM Punk/Roman Reigns
Notes: Also written for the prompt "WWE, CM Punk, "Cult of Personality" - Living Colour" via [community profile] fic_promptly.
Warnings: Thinly veiled politics and philosophical drivel set to the aesthetic of buff men kissing.
Summary Talk is cheap. Men Kissingâ„¢ is forever.

I’m Risa and I approve this message.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 02:58 pm
Today's poem:

A Dictionary Names the Wind in the Trees
by Susan Cohen

Psithurism because
what else would we call sound embedded
with leaf mold and breath
zithering just below the daily drone
of power saws and chippers,
eons of air shifting
like an old Chevy through leaves,
riffling papery corn fields
and the eucalyptus,
stuttering through windbreaks,
jittering an aspen
in a beam of breath,
lisping nothing pins me down
in the language of the Huron,
in Olmec, in Sanskrit, chittering
all its unpronounceable names,
its tunes with the shiver of pine needles
and the moves of a river?
Psithurism comes as close
to the clash of wind and trees
as orgasm comes to the friction
of muscles, nerves, bodies,
which is to say when so many words
cannot catch it,
those of us always searching
for just the right one may
as well stop speaking
and lift our heads
like mule deer, ears twitched
for the smallest sound.

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 07:49 pm
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Tuesday, April 14th, 2026 12:40 pm
2025 07 13 14.22.53

[Loiosh, an orange tabby, is almost sitting on my worktable — his butt is a couple inches up. He’s looking up and to the left, ears, whiskers and all his attention focused that way.]

I’m just trying to actually deal with all the pictures I haven’t done anything with over the last, you know, year & some.

There’s a lot of em.

Sometimes when Marisol is being a buttinski & driving her Mumma spare, she gets a free all-expenses-paid trip to the house for the afternoon. Where she causes different problems (usually including eating my plants), but at least gives her Mumma a break.

2025 07 26 18.38.18

[Marisol, a tiny longhaired calico, is sprawled at her ease on top of a bunch of stuff on the high shelf in my room. She’s gazing off to the left, majestically. Her whiskers are white, and extraordinarily long, and she’s got a patch of black fur covering most of her chin.]

She is, also, the most adorable. I forgive her everything but the plants. (The plants go on a high shelf, is what.)

2025 07 26 18.38.21

[She’s in basically the same spot, but she’s facing the camera now, one eye closed, the other just barely open.]

Me & CJ & Loiosh managed to go to ANOTHER SCA event after Battlemoor, not that we’ve made it to anything since then, on account of everything is NINETY THREE THOUSAND MILES AWAY, but anyway it was fun & Loiosh got the best seat to watch the fighting.

2025 07 27 13.25.14

[Loiosh is wearing his bow tie, because he’s fancy. He’s also curled on up a pair of feet, which are wearing a nice pair of medieval-style white leather boots. His leash is almost the same green as the tunic the person is wearing.]

Loiosh continues to enjoy living far enough from anything that he can go outside in reasonable safety, as long as he has a suitable escort.

… he’s not always entirely thrilled about the escort part.

2025 08 14 17.44.13

[Loiosh is flopped on a big hunk of cardboard that’s resting on a layer of straw. The legs of a sturdily-built table surround him. He’s glaring at the camera.]

He also, as always, enjoys a nip toy — especially a Falcon’s Mew nip toy.

2025 08 16 21.51.49

[He’s meatloafed on the floor of my room, a bright yellow catnip toy held between his forepaws. His head hovers just above it.]

& lastly, Major Tom, who really, REALLY likes the coat with the busted zipper. Which is obviously more comfortable to lay on after he’s dragged it out from under the chair so it covers the hatch that leads to the ladder.

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[Major Tom is a big grey tabby. The coat is black fleece. The hatch is cheapass OSB plywood.]

Perhaps next week I’ll have a more coherent post!


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