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Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 01:46 pm
I don't have a fic on the go at the moment, but I'm in the mood to do something creative, so I thought I'd dig up one of my favourite memes!

Ask any fictional character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (and/or multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation. Ask away!
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 12:00 pm

Posted by Rachel Thomas

tip jar (l) man share eating out experience after Casino (c) Casino machines (r)

A Texas man took a trip to Louisiana to hit the casino. Then, on the way back, he realized that he accidentally stepped foot in a dangerous area. 

TikToker Ray Domz (@thedomzatx), who primarily posts satirical, political content for his audience, described a more serious situation that occurred in 2010. In a video with over 876,000 views, Domz detailed one stop in a place called Vidor, Texas, which he made on the way back from a casino trip in Louisiana. After initially driving through, he and a friend realized that the town was a Sundown Town—an all-white city where a person of color would likely feel unsafe after dark. 

Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 07:06 am
A box at the local antique place offered 3 DVDs for 1 dollar. The selection would have had to be abominable for me to pass that up. I grabbed an action movie, a "historical" romance and a Marvel movie, figuring to get some posts out of the trio. :)

So I watched the first of the three, Haywire (2011), which I picked mostly because it was an action thriller directed by Steven Soderbergh. The super generic title did not leave me hoping for much apart from some good Soderbergh editing, but I was pleasantly surprised by how good it was.

Standard plot. Black ops agent is betrayed by her boss and has to go on the run. Excellent fight choreography, with very little quick cutting. The lead, Gina Carano, was an MMA fighter and it showed in her action scenes and her physical build. The fights were pragmatic, and there was a general effort made to avoid any Made of Iron cliches (a cool section involving some great Dublin parkour culminated in her falling the rest of the way to the ground, and getting seriously slowed down by it, as just one example). And of course the direction and editing was excellent. The script was tight, and didn't get bogged down trying to tug on the heartstrings with sad backstories or insert needless quips.

I also enjoyed the score (composed by the same guy who did Ocean's Eleven, which I should really rewatch), which avoided telegraphing how I should feel and often dropped away to silence during the combat scenes, helping them feel more raw. The camerawork performed the same function, avoiding spelling things out with slow motion and the like.

Can't say I was super invested in the plot itself, but it was easy to root for the heroine and I had a good time with it. It was nice to sit back and just enjoy the craft of a well made action movie. Totally worth 33.3 cents.
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Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 01:59 pm
The weekly chat posts are intended for just that, chatting among each other. What are you currently watching? Reading? What actor/idol are you currently following? What are you looking forward to? Are you busy writing, creating art? Or did you have no time at all for anything, and are bemoaning that fact?

Whatever it is, talk to us about it here. Tell us what you liked or didn't like, and if you want to talk about spoilery things, please hide them under either of these codes:
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Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 12:22 pm
Happy birthday, [personal profile] dakiwiboid and [personal profile] rysmiel!
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 11:52 am
I am slowly making my way through most of the classic boarding school books, and Stalky & Co. (it's complicated*), after happening to find it in a bookshop, was therefore next on the list.

I read the Oxford World's Classics edition with an introduction by Isabel Quigley, who I've just realised is the author of that book on school stories that [personal profile] phantomtomato reviewed a while ago, and it seems odd to me that Quigley would choose to write a whole book about the school story genre because the impression one gets from this introduction is that she thinks the genre was a lot of trash written exclusively by unimaginative hacks until it was uniquely elevated by Kipling's peerless genius. Stalky & Co. is Not Like Other School Stories, says Quigley. Well, she's kind of right, I think. Certainly Kipling is irreverent and contemptuous about elements of school tradition which other stories tend to respect (I was genuinely shocked that the main characters sympathetically find cricket boring and get out of watching matches whenever they can); certainly he values cunning (right there in the title: the main character gets his nickname from a piece of school slang meaning 'clever, well-considered and wily, as applied to plans of action') and disrespect for official rules more highly than the usual school ethos tends to; and certainly the level of violence and cruelty portrayed and celebrated in this book rises above even the eyebrow-raising standard of late Victorian public schools. But are they that different, really? Kipling thinks he and Stalky are daring rebels against stuffy conservative authority, but most of his values are the same conventionally masculine Victorian ones—courage, honour, a sense of fair play, 'manliness', being really racist, &c.—that the stuffy conservative authority of the time approves of. Many of the stories revolve around Stalky and his friends getting dramatically violent revenge on teachers, but there is definitely also a sense that this is all part of how the system is supposed to work in the end and to some extent the teachers are kind of in on it. Quigley's view that the book is uniquely concerned with school as a preparation for life is also IMO wrong; The Hill is, in a more conventional way, doing exactly the same thing vis-a-vis education of the rulers of Empire.

What else, then? The school portrayed is based very closely on Kipling's own school, the United Services College, which was not a traditional public school but a recently-founded institution specialising in the education of boys destined for the army; this does make for some interesting differences in culture but I was also surprised by how overtly military the school isn't and how little the curriculum (lots of classics, a spot of maths and English literature, games, no actual military training apart from that one time and it was a big mistake) seems to differ from those portrayed in the more typical public school stories. A couple of the stories contain longer and more detailed accounts of what actually goes on in lessons than school stories tend to, which was interesting and enjoyable. Also interesting were the multiple more-or-less direct (as in, you need to understand period euphemisms but the euphemisms are undeniably being used meaningly) references to homosexuality, albeit mostly in the context of it apparently not existing at this school, and indeed the book isn't particularly slashy. Kipling writes with that kind of style which is extremely dense in references, allusions and specific subcultural slang (the OWC edition has 28 pages of explanatory notes in small type, only some of which are patronisingly unnecessary) and never says a thing directly if it can be said sideways, which is an absolute delight to read when you're in sympathy with the author and gets annoying fast if you're not, and thus I spent the book bouncing between the two extremes depending on how interesting/repulsive the particular story was.** As in Puck of Pook's Hill the stories are interspered with poems, relevant to and commenting upon the stories but not directly about them; once again the poems are very good, technically if not morally, and I really liked this structure. More authors should do that!

Also, I wondered what was going on with the convention of spellings like M‘Turk (one of the main characters here), and the conclusion seems to be that it's a way of approximating the more conventional abbreviation Mc when you haven't actually got a superscript C among your printing equipment—thus explaining what otherwise looks like a puzzlingly backwards apostrophe, so there you go.


*Originally a series of stories published in magazines from 1897-99, after which all but one of them were collected and published in book form; Kipling wrote four more stories between 1917 and 1929, after which a book including all the stories was published, and that's the version I read. Books published in 1929 have only recently come out of US copyright, so e.g. the version on Gutenberg is the incomplete 1899 edition.

**E. W. Hornung's prose does the same thing in a somewhat toned-down way and I can well believe that Kipling was an influence on him, albeit not particularly on Fathers of Men (and of course they disagree extremely about cricket). Of course Hornung titled a novel after a poem by Kipling, though I suspect Kipling wouldn't have allowed that the thousandth person could be a woman, and this is perhaps one of the important differences between them.
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 12:07 pm
It's challenge time!

Comment with Just One Thing you've accomplished in the last 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing that you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.

Feel free to share more than one thing if you're feeling particularly accomplished! Extra credit: find someone in the comments and give them props for what they achieved!

Nothing is too big, too small, too strange or too cryptic. And in case you'd rather do this in private, anonymous comments are screened. I will only unscreen if you ask me to.

Go!
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 11:59 am
1913: The World before the Great War, Charles Emmerson
This was a good, fairly light, snapshot of the world just before the outbreak of WW1. Emmerson selects a range of cities around the world, starting and ending in London and crossing Europe, North and South America, the Middle East and some of Asia, with a brief glimpse of Melbourne, Algiers and Durban for Oceania and Africa, and gives a summary of their political and social situations in 1913, often with an overview of the history of each place. For getting a good overall image of the relations between various parts of the world, especially between England and her empire, it's an excellent book, and I learned something especially about the Argentina-UK connection that comes up so often in novels of this period and a bit later, and also I enjoyed the German tourist's guide to London in 1913. Of course there are thousands and thousands more things the author could have included, but it's a fun read.


Hawthorn: a Scottish ghost story, Elaine Thomson
Aka the bog trauma story. This was very readable, though rather languidly paced. Our hero Robert Sutherland is working with a team making the first Ordnance Survey map of Scotland, only he falls in a bog and then onwards his life becomes weird. And very full of swooning, at least three quarters of the book is him swooning, having hallucinations, fevers and other problems, while milling about waiting for the plot to happen. I would have liked more map-making, which is more flavouring than part of the story, and it would have been nice to have more female characters who weren't evil or dead, and I feel like it could have committed harder to the ending of discrediting Sutherland for extra horrific interest. But there really was an excellent amount of manly swooning.


The Riddle of the Sands, Erskine Childers (available here at Project Gutenberg)
One of the oldest of the spy novel genre, written in 1903. I found this tremendously fun to read, unexpectedly hilarious and delightful, not so much for the plot as for the two main characters, Carruthers and Davies, and their fabulous odd-couple adventures sailing around the German coastline trying to figure out what the dastardly Germans are up to. Carruthers, fastidious, cynical, very posh and clever, and Davies, straightforward, enthusiastic, loyal, and brilliant at sailing but rubbish at intrigue - the book is written in the first person from Carruthers' perspective and I adore his narrative voice, he is clearly an absolute nightmare in many ways but with a saving dose of self-awareness and a genuine and growing affection for Davies and his very different virtues. There are tons of references to maps and charts and the interested reader can follow along with every nautical detail of the story, but I was not interested in the nautical details except in the superb competence kink in Davies' navigational skills. Luckily Carruthers also doesn't understand most of the nautical details and so the reader can keep up as much as they need to. I did get a bit lost in the details of the plot, but I didn't mind because I was having fun with the Davies/Carruthers show. I also watched the 1979 Michael York film, which was good fun: it elides a lot of the plot, but leans in nicely to the Davies/Carruthers dynamic, though I am not quite able to cope with film!Davies's giant moustache. But film!Carruthers is perfect; the shopping list sequence is hilarious in the film and even more hilarious in the book. This might be fun to request for Yuletide to see if anyone wants to write me some actual Davies/Carruthers, too.


Midnight in Vienna and Appointment in Paris, Jane Thynne
WW2 spy novel series. These were inexplicably readable and I am trying to work out why. The plots were weak and the characters pretty two-dimensional, most of the characters were either real people or straight from Central Casting (would you like a mildly alcoholic private investigator with a failed romantic life and a problem with authority? of course you would. would you like to guess what kind of WW1 experience he had? you won't need two guesses. would you like to guess whether or not he is ruggedly handsome and inexplicably attractive to women who as we know love a low-life boozer?). The narrative was fluid and easy to ride along with, but a lot of the interest for me was in the fact that the author has lifted great chunks of her story from a variety of the history books I've read over the past few years, especially the complete works of Helen Fry, who probably should have a co-author credit for the second novel. And, as I said, most of the characters are real people: Thynne never bothers to invent a character when she can just use Noel Coward or Dorothy Sayers or Maxwell Knight or some other poor sod. The plot is weak: again, Thynne just uses real events and hitches her plot to them, but there's very little suspense or sense of danger or excitement, the characters have little interest in or awareness of the stakes and mostly spend their time wondering why they're even getting mixed up in this business. 'Um, I had a hunch' is a key plot motivator in both books, used so often the author unconvincingly lampshades it a few times. The heroine's assorted romantic options are a large chunk of the plot: her Viennese former fiance, her fellow student at Oxford turned refugee, her best friend's brother who happens to be Churchill's aide, and of course our inexplicably attractive to women piece of rough, the hero. No doubt she will shack up with the hero after extensively exploring all the other options over the course of multiple books. In fact, the two lead character and their dynamic are also not original, being 2D versions of Cormoran Strike and Robin Ellacott, transplanted to 1940 and with connections to the security services. The period setting is pretty well done, superficial but filled in at least a few degrees better than the popular press version of WW2. The second book's plot was particularly weak: for most of the book our heroes were running around on the basis that there was a German spy ring infiltrating Trent Park - which is a great concept - but then at the end it's oh no there is no German spy ring at all, we picked up the German spies the day they arrived for being Very Bad Spies and probably Canaris is sending Very Bad Spies on purpose because he wants Hitler to lose. Which is historically accurate, but when the plot of your spy thriller novel is 'catch the German spies before they reveal our very important secret' then saying 'oh no actually there aren't any spies' at the end is a pretty major cop-out. If you were writing a much darker and more serious novel about how spy work is pointless and people run around frantically and suffer for no reason and no gain at all, then this would have been a perfect ending: Le Carre could have pulled it off, but this was not even remotely that kind of book, this is your basic frothy romantic suspense wartime adventure, and in this kind of book you have to play the plot straight, or if there are twists they have to be the sort of twists that make it more exciting, not less exciting. So: the author's done her homework and the period setting is decent, the romance is nice and the narrative carries you along without requiring any actual thought, but the plot is not very well constructed.


No 2 Whitehall Court, Alan Judd
Another attempt to find some good WW1 spy adventures: this one features a female agent, Emily Grey, a linguist who is seconded to work for the fledgling MI6 under its famous head C, Mansfield Cummings. The author of this book knows his stuff, he's written a biography of C and there's evidence of plenty of research--but that is the problem with this book. Or one of the problems, anyway. Again, half the characters are real people, and I'm increasingly thinking that this is a mistake in this sort of fiction, because our heroine and POV character can't really have relationships with them. She's observing them without having an impact on them, and when your main character can't have any kind of relationship other than historical observer with many of your other key characters, the novel suffers. And that is the problem with this book: it's flat, plodding, the prose is leaden, the characters atomised, and considering that it's sold as a WW1 spy thriller, it's almost totally lacking in any kind of thrills. About the closest we get to suspense is when Emily starts to suspect that someone is following her - and someone is, it's MI5 to keep an eye on her in a completely harmless way and it all ends in farce. In general the farce was the best bit of this book: Emily is given a hapless failed Marine named Nigel to be her general fixer and bodyguard, and Nigel is absolutely shit at his job in almost every way and also is very believably chauvinistic and patronising towards Emily despite his obvious incompetence. This was where the story came to life - the sequence where Emily and Nigel are on a warship heading for Rotterdam and Nigel is a complete nuisance with far too much luggage was all hilarious - but there were never really any consequences from Nigel's incompetence, Emily is only very mildly annoyed by it and in the end Nigel gets to be a hero and save the day revealing an entire hitherto unmentioned bit of supreme competence. Otherwise, the real villain is telegraphed so hard you can see it from space, which meant that by the time the characters finally caught up with the reader, the overwhelming feeling was 'took you long enough' rather than 'oh wow, I didn't see that coming but it makes so much sense' - the latter being what any half-decent writer of a thriller is aiming for. The spy plot and depiction of how spying worked was all rock solid - as I said, the author's done his research, he knows how all this worked in reality, but what he doesn't know is how to take these historical realities and turn them into a tense, interesting, characterful plot. I was deeply surprised to learn that Judd's written many previous spy thrillers many of which have excellent reviews, I would have taken this to be a first attempt at fiction by a history geek. Anyway, the further this book got from repeating bits of history, the better it was as a novel, which is why the horrible Nigel was the best bit. But I'll definitely go take a look at his non-fiction now.
Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 11:44 am
It's been a busy month (about which more later in a further post), and that's meant I've only managed to complete three TV shows, all of which were fairly short in length. These shows were:

  • The latest season of The Capture, a BBC crime/spy/political thriller whose premise is that the British police and security services have been engaged in a clandestine programme of 'correction' — planting nonexistent deepfake evidence in order to convict people of crimes for which there is no real evidence, supposedly justified as serving some greater security or political good. At the end of the last season, this was all exposed and out in the open, and the latest season deals with the ongoing messy fallout (surprise surprise, simply revealing the shadowy iniquities perpetuated by the British political and security elite does not result in an immediate transformation of the country for the better). In this season, along with the deepfakes, there's generative AI to contend with, and everything proceeds at breakneck pace with terrifying consequences. The sense of not having a solid grip on observable reality, and the sickening ease with which the characters justify the unbelievably unethical things they do is terrifying. The acting and writing are as sharp as ever, and the show is the televisual equivalent of a page-turner, but I couldn't help but find the plot completely ludicrous: not because the UK police, military, or security services wouldn't be attracted to doing all the dodgy technological things they're portrayed as doing, but because their competence at doing so and seemingly bottomless funds to support these actions strained the bounds of credulity.


  • Kleo, a surreal, darkly comedic spy thriller set in the dying days of partitioned Germany, in which the titular Stasi assassin gets framed and thrown into prison by those above her in the chain of command, released several years later after the fall of the Berlin Wall, and immediately sets about trying to hunt down those responsible for the stitch-up and attempting to uncover the larger political reasons why it happened. The story barrels along on an international chase, zipping from a Berlin left reeling at the overwhelming political and social changes bursting forth, to Spain and Chile, filled with a fabulous cast of characters (the side characters are particularly fun), against a backdrop of crumbling modernist architecture and an absolutely glorious soundtrack. I enjoyed this immensely.


  • Midnight at the Pera Palace, a Turkish historical drama in which Esra, a struggling journalist, gets assigned to write a puff piece about the history of a (real) luxury Istanbul hotel, and gets sucked back in time to 1919, where she has to foil a nefarious British plot to assassinate Mustafa Kemal. I wanted to like this more than I did: it has all the seeds of a silly piece of popcorn TV (ludicrous premise, the potential for lots of humorous time-travel shenanigans — to be fair there were some of those, like the point at which Esra needs to read a plot-relevant diary, but can't, as it is in Arabic script, which got replaced by Latin script as part of the reforms introduced in the wake of the founding of the modern Turkish state — a gorgeous setting, and a glimpse back into the cosmopolitan world of this hotel in its heyday), but it was just a bit too melodramatic and overacted for my taste.
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    Saturday, May 2nd, 2026 04:20 am
    Re my subject line: I know the cheese is supposedly a reference to money, but c'mon JC, that's not at all grammatically correct!

    How is everyone?!? It's Saturday!! Yesterday was a cluster fuck at work. Apparently, at around 8am, our software that normally texts our patients to remind them to call to schedule new orders was upgraded, or something was "fixed," and it sent out a text to patients with orders. ALL orders. It didn't matter if that fucker was 3 years old, it texted people that there were new orders available to schedule.

    We noticed this when our queue suddenly jumped from it's average, like 10-15 suddenly spiked to 30. Then 50.

    We were getting calls from. people that they had received this text, and we'd go in their chart, and there'd be no orders at all or there'd be an order from early 2025 that had been done elsewhere. It was puzzling, but it kept happening. And the number kept climbing.

    The system had sent off the text for everyone who had an order. Didn't matter from when, didn't matter if it had already been done under another order number. Nope, they all got it. 6,000 people got an early morning text. And they all called at once, eager to make their new appointment.

    It was chaos. It was much different being a PAS III than a II. I was watching the increasingly frantic messaging and taking calls to try to help, but by the time the queue hit 110, it was obvious that one person was not going to make a difference.

    The lunch time bitchfest was mostly us sitting there staring at each other while shell shocked. Apparently, we weren't the only ones who were getting slammed.

    In the meantime, our shiny new phone system continued to be wonky, at one point merging two patient calls. Thankfully, the pt's couldn't hear each other, but the agents could hear each other. It was very strange.

    I offered to work today, just in case. I can take escalations and support the team if there's any problems, and take calls if it gets crazy. Hopefully, it won't, but we're prepared for the worst.

    After work, we were going to go to get chair massages at the grand opening of the massage salon, but traffic was absolute hell, so we ended up going straight to get Yoda. We made a brief stop at the Amish Market, since we're not supposed to pick him up til about 5:30, I picked up some ribs that looked amazing, and some sweet stuff. I have molasses cookies! They're so tasty.

    Then, it was off to pick up a small dog. They assured met that he'd been a good boy, and the one dude actually seemed sad that he was leaving. He 100% had them wrapped around his little furry paws. All he wanted was snuggles and love. We have so many pictures of him with his head shoving into their hand for more. More pets, plz.



    But he was a very good puppy, and apparently "So sweet and such a pleasure to work with!" He was so excited to see us. He barked and wagged and was just adorable. Then he cried halfway home, because he had to stay in his seatbelt and not climb in the front seat into my lap.

    Once he finished running around and being cute, he immediately flopped on the sofa and passed out. It's so hard to be a sleepaway camp puppy.

    Then, we had game, which was so much fun. I needed that after the day I had at work, even if it cut into my sleep time.

    Today shall be the day of making Yoda's food. I should be able to get two batches done today, I think. I have work, and then one game. I'll just start the process before I start work. Then, I'll take a wee break from work to transfer the meat out and add in the grain and vegetable, and then it'l be done when I'm done wor. It can cool a bit during game, and then we bag it and start again.

    Your daily vacation musings. )
    Today, we have Marchen at 12:30 (yay!!!) Then we shall go to the bank and to pick up Yoda's pills where we forgot them at the daycare. After that, we shall see. I have a new dresser to put together. The box has been sitting here for at least 4 months, mocking me, so I might try to get that put together, so I have somewhere to put the overflow of clothing that we have. This way, we'll have somewhere to put some of the heavier clothes, and leggings, and maybe even a sock drawer.

    Tomorrow will be for relaxing a bit, I think. We do a have game with [personal profile] poisontaster at 6:30pm, so that will be lovely. Maybe, if I'm very ambitious, we'll go out for lunch. We'll gird ourselves for the longest 3 day workweek ever. Maybe, if I'm very ambitious, we'll go out for lunch.

    Okay, time to start getting myself in gear. Everyone have a super Saturday!