More TSG AU commentfic

[rthstewart]

Mary, Peter, Asim, Eustace, Alligator Snapping Turtles, and Alligators.  anastigmatfic is magnificent and awesome and really you have to go read this right now.

Also moonshine, the Florida swamp, and a missing camera bag.  Though I am wondering what a pair of leopard-spotted Y-fronts are and I'm too scared to google it.

“Macrochelys temminckii is one of the largest freshwater turtles in the world, Eustace,” scolded Mary, “and you’d do well to show it somerespect.”

Mary had been ecstatic at the sight of the thing. Of course she had: what the locals called an ‘alligator snapping turtle’ was enormous, thickly spined, and resembled nothing so much as the illegitimate offspring of a rhinoceros and a pangolin – one with a bad, bad hangover and the head of a dinosaur.

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[rthstewart.livejournal.com]

I think at some point, all of this comment fic needs to grouped together to make reading it a lot easier.

Yes, alas, the nature of comment fic is that it ends up all over the place. anastigmatfic and I can pool the combo entries and then start a whole new round of galloping into the sunset speculative comment fic. Though, we now have part A, the camels and the trip home here, Part B, the swamp in Ana's LJ, and with H. and my own contributions, the aftermath, here in Part D. So we now will have to see what lady_songsmith does. I'm terrified those leopard spotted thingys Min found (and no, I did not click on the link) are going to end up in there, thereby triggering my full no visuals filter.

That said, has Mary learned the Secret then, if Peter is comparing moonshine to Faun wine, Lightning and Centaur liquor? Or has she just attributed these mentions to Peter being rather ill at this point?

The idea came to me in the middle of the night after reading H.'s entry and I almost got up and added it. In short, I have no idea. Does Mary know? Who told her? Is it something private between the two of them? Or does everyone know that she knows? What do you think? And, you all fine up there? All dried out?

[(Anonymous)]

Have already established that Peter is in desperate need of a visit to a laundry, so...