Not my children's Narnia

So, if By Royal Decree wasn't sufficient insight into my ideas and sense of humor and lack of propriety when sufficiently motivated, you need only go to the following in anastigmatfic 's LJ. 

http://anastigmatfic.livejournal.com/7110.html#comments

I did do one for Lucy, thus completing Bacchus' set of 4, but Ana's was better. 

I'd not let my kids read this one yet, so you are warned.