Lizzie would say that they've been besties since they were fetuses—which means that Charlotte checks the frame and listens to Lizzie's unfocused musings on life before lunch and draws devil-horns whenever Lizzie says something unflattering; it means she knows better than anyone how judgemental and clingy Lizzie can be, but she loves her anyway, loves her enough to say "No, Lizzie, I'm taking the job."
But Lizzie is still her best friend, and Charlotte loves her enough to say "I'm sorry," to make her excuses to Mr. Collins, to say, "You need to stop. No one cares about your project—we just want to hear about the letter," to let her forget until just-too-late exactly why Pemberley Digital sounds familiar, to say "Confessing his love for you gives you a really good opener," to ask, "Have yours?"—and to corner Darcy when it's finally settled and say,
"You may be in a position of authority over me, but break her heart and I'll put crazy glue between your legs."
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Lizzie would say that they've been besties since they were fetuses—which means that Charlotte checks the frame and listens to Lizzie's unfocused musings on life before lunch and draws devil-horns whenever Lizzie says something unflattering; it means she knows better than anyone how judgemental and clingy Lizzie can be, but she loves her anyway, loves her enough to say "No, Lizzie, I'm taking the job."
But Lizzie is still her best friend, and Charlotte loves her enough to say "I'm sorry," to make her excuses to Mr. Collins, to say, "You need to stop. No one cares about your project—we just want to hear about the letter," to let her forget until just-too-late exactly why Pemberley Digital sounds familiar, to say "Confessing his love for you gives you a really good opener," to ask, "Have yours?"—and to corner Darcy when it's finally settled and say,
"You may be in a position of authority over me, but break her heart and I'll put crazy glue between your legs."