It's all Snacky's fault

[rthstewart]

The title of my autobiography and first chapter would be:

Damning With Faint Praise
      Chapter 1, "Why there is always a but"

Screwtape in Suburbia:  Confessions of an instigator
      Chapter 1, "At the promptings of Jesus Christ, I can no longer consume your cookies liberally sprinkled with sugar"

Both are very relevant to my state of mind at the moment.
Tag, you're it.

Edited to include first chapter titles.

Comments

[snacky]

I cannot take credit for it, a former coworker gave me this title years ago, but:

It's Sharyn With a Y (you morons)

The constant misspelling of my name is the daily irritant that rubs me raw.

P.S. So much in this world is my fault. My alternative title is No Compassion for Anyone! - again, courtesy of another former coworker.

[rthstewart.livejournal.com]

Give us a chapter title or two!!!

[snacky]

There will be a chapter titled "Stabbing someone with a pencil doesn't count as actual stabbing, right?" and another titled "A fishcake, a patsy and a man with a paper asshole all sit at a table..." and a third titled "Sister Notanun and the Great Coffee Plot."

All of these are from actual occurrences in my life.

[andi-horton.livejournal.com]

Cannot think of mine right now, but just wanted to say I'd read the hell outta yours ;)

[min023.livejournal.com]

Have no idea what the book is called - maybe it's just a WIP, but it definitely has chapters titled "I don't remember signing up for this", "But wouldn't that count as justifiable homicide?", and "Why are (adult) boys more trouble than children?"

[lotl101.livejournal.com]

...I must lead a boring life. I cannot come up with a title or anything right now. "On the Art of Fangirling" maybe.

[rthstewart.livejournal.com]

Art of Fangirling is a NOBLE title.