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rthstewart ([personal profile] rthstewart) wrote2022-01-15 12:00 pm

Three Sentence Ficathon 2022

This post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS!  PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2!  Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.






 
Welcome to the Three Sentence Ficathon!

Here's a Friending meme!

What is the 3 Sentence Ficathon?
This is an open exchange where you answer a prompt with a fic consisting of only three sentences. It's open to all fandoms and you can post and fill as many prompts as you like, as many times as you want.

What do I do first?
You can start 3SF by posting prompts! When posting a prompt please format it this way:

fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence.

Only one prompt per comment please. So, for example,

Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't like sand."

Open ended and anthropomorphic fills are popular too, such as:

Any, Any, "I don't like sand."

or

Earth geography, sand, "I don't like humans very much, either."

What happens after that?
You answer other posters' prompts in three sentences (or more if you can't stop yourself) and fill as many prompts as you want, as many times as you wish. If you see that a prompt you loved has already been filled, go ahead and fill it again! Multiple fills of the same prompt are allowed and even encouraged! (We get really fun stories going this way).

Can I still post if I need more than 3 sentences? Or should I just abuse grammar in ways the English language never contemplated?
Yes. Yes.

But I'm not a member of Dreamwidth
No problem. You can comment anonymously or through open ID

I'm really overwhelmed by all the prompts and how much there is and how fast it goes. I can't read 1,000 prompts and fills. It's too much. 
I hear this a lot and it keeps a lot of people from participating.  The 3SF is big and it moves fast, especially at first. 
I get overwhelmed, too, and I'm hosting the thing. With 2020 and 2021 sucking so badly you don't want something that's supposed to be fun cause you anxiety.  I have a couple of suggestions for managing the 3SF volume. 
  • First, really, you don't have to read every prompt and fill on every page.  You can start at the last page of this and just go forward, or back a page or two.  It's fine.
  • You can come and go as time and energy allow, you don't have to participate the whole time, and it drops off quite at bit after about 2 weeks and especially once we open a new post because this one is approaching 4,500 comments.
  • Even after the 3SF and new prompting end, people fill prompts all year long.
  • You can fill an already filled prompt and you can can leave a prompt that's already been prompted before.  People do it all the time. 
Always make sure you're looking at top-level comments only, not threaded. That helps a lot. Your screen should look like this.




But shouldn't I read everything to see if someone already prompted the same prompt I want to leave if someone already filled it? 

No.  Prompt as many times as you want, as much as you want.  It doesn't matter if someone prompted the exact same prompt.  Go ahead and prompt again!

I left a prompt and no one filled it.  Can I prompt it again?
Absolutely!

Can I spread the word?
Yes, please. I generally fail at creating banners and embed codes but if you create one and make it really idiot-proof, I might be able to post and share it.  Feel free to cross-post this entry. If you create your own banners or icons, let me know and I'll share!
Please share the 3SF with your followers, friends, and any channels and comms you are active on.  I'll post on fandom calendar, Tumblr, and Twitter, but I don't have many connections in other spaces such as Discord.

Here's my attempt at a text box that might go horribly awry.






How long will it go?

The 3SF closes to new prompts on February 13, 2022. The entry stays open permanently and people post fills all year long.  (There were a bunch of new posts to the 2021 3SF this week!)

Are there any rules about cross-posting?
Nope, you can post wherever you want, whenever you want. A lot of folks collected their responses together and posted them on AO3 under the 3 sentence fiction tag. 3SFs are a terrific prompt for remixes and could be helpful for Yuletide bears, too.

What about spoilers, content and archive warnings, triggers, pairings, ratings, tags, and squick?
I thought a lot about this. It boils down to reader beware.  In my experience, this typically gets too big, moves too fast, and the stories are too short for content warnings and ratings to even apply. It is too big for me to moderate in this way. You should assume spoilers are fair game and that the initial poster and the responder have opted to use no content warnings or tags. This means AO3 content warnings for dubcon, violence, canon character death, underage, etc. COULD be present (and much more). I've found personally that I can skim and scroll by stuff that, from the prompt, I can tell isn't my favorite flavor of delicious cake. Use your best judgment, protect yourself, and be prepared to skip over things that aren't your thing. In this format, the obligation is on you, the reader, to protect yourself from triggering content.
Some posters do include warnings and spoiler tags or include spoiler space, but they don't have to do so.


Why is 3SF split among several posts?  That seems confusing.
It is confusing and we always lose momentum once we have to move to a second post. The reason is because at 5,000 comments to a single post, DW installs a human test CAPTCHA, which is a pain for users.  So, once this entry gets to the upper 4,000 comments, I open a new post.  If you've been waiting until things slow down to participate, when we open a second post is often a good place to join.

If I have questions, what do I do?

I'm rthstewart everywhere, here, Twitter, Tumblr, gmail and AO3.

A special thank you to [personal profile] conuly  .
Last year, Conuly started logging all unfilled prompts.
This year's (2021) unfilled prompts are here.
Last year's (2020) unfilled prompts are here.
Conuly asks that you not reply, as they want to be able to edit and add more prompts to the list.

 

Here, have some icons and banners and let me know if you've created your own!



      


















syrena_of_the_lake: (Default)

[personal profile] syrena_of_the_lake 2022-01-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Any, any, self-insert only you are a horrible goose

FFVII

(Anonymous) 2022-01-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Hcccccccccch."

Palmer paused, watery gaze wobbling down the long carpeted corridor, left to right between the ornamental pillars. "...eh heh heh. Just the wind," he told himself uncertainly, and took a steadying sip of his buttered tea. The cup clattered lightly against the saucer as he set it down.

"Hccccccccccccccch!"

He froze. There, where only an empty corridor had been before, was a ghostly shape in the dim hallway lighting. Broad wings spread; a narrow head lowered slowly, sharp beak opening wide and black eyes gleaming; Palmer faltered, and took a half-step back.

The goose charged.

"HOOOOONK!"
kiestan: Image of a female character wearing a light gray hoodie, whose white hair goes past her shoulders. She has pale blue eyes. She's framed by a circle filled with pale pink. (Default)

Re: FFVII

[personal profile] kiestan 2022-01-16 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)

LMAO holy crap

Re: FFVII

(Anonymous) 2022-01-18 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What's worse, Sephiroth or a horrible goose? :D

FFVII pt 2

(Anonymous) 2022-01-16 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Heidegger stomped his way down the corridor, muttering into his beard as he went. That ridiculous oaf Palmer; running headlong into the board meeting with his cheap silk suit in shreds and babbling about a monster, of all things. It was absolutely-

-there was a faint rattle from the shadows.

He paused, eyes narrowing, and with one hand pulled his pistol from its holster and his PHS from his pocket with the other. "Show yourself," he challenged, and both pistol and PHS went flying in opposite directions as he was tackled with a gleeful "HOOOONK!"
wingedflight: (Default)

Narnia

[personal profile] wingedflight 2022-01-16 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Sharp's the word," said Peter, and all four children made off through the door at the far end of the room--but when they had got out beyond the next room and into the library, they suddenly heard noises ahead of them, and realized their pursuer must be coming up the back stairs instead of the front stairs as they had expected. And after that, they seemed to find themselves being followed everywhere, even into the Wardrobe Room itself, so that the children found they had no choice but to bundle inside the wardrobe and sit panting in the dark.

But gradually, Susan said that it was awfully cold inside the wardrobe, and Peter discovered an entire branch sticking into his back, and the four children pressed just a little further into the wardrobe--which was now an entire forest--and stood staring about themselves in awe until Edmund exclaimed, "Oh bother! The goose has followed us here!"
vialethe: (Narnia - Pevensies)

Re: Narnia

[personal profile] vialethe 2022-01-16 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
I knew exactly what was coming from the very first phrase and I STILL laughed when the goose arrived in Narnia. Such is your power.
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Re: Narnia

[personal profile] elementalraven 2022-01-16 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
XD love this
scytale: (Default)

Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"You are truly worthy of leading the Fellowship," Galadriel said, gazing in awe at my amazingly fluffy wings and orange bill, which were both so beautiful that even the elves of Lothlorien had never seen such a sight.

I honked at her.

In fact, I had already hidden the One Ring beyond even Sauron's reach (it had no power over me, as it had over the hobbit I'd taken it from); I was here only to begin my theft of the elvish rings.
elementalraven: (Default)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] elementalraven 2022-01-16 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
the hero we all need
scytale: (Default)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
HONK.
queenlua: (Default)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] queenlua 2022-01-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
YES
scytale: (Default)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-25 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
HONK! (thank you for reading!)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

(Anonymous) 2022-01-31 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
:D
scytale: (Default)

Re: Lord of the Rings (from very faint memory)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-31 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Honk! (Thank you for reading!)
silveradept: Salem, a woman with white skin and black veining over her body, sits at a table with her hands folded in front of her. Her expression is one of displeasure at what she is seeing or hearing. (Salem Is Displeased)

RWBY, The Horrible Goose and the Artifacts

[personal profile] silveradept 2022-01-17 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ozpin certainly must have lowered his standards in this situation, granting another Branwen brat such a shape change," Salem said, magic crackling all around her. You don't really understand what she means, or any of the other things she rages on about as you bide your time and wait for the distraction. When her back is turned, you grab the lamp from the table and begin dragging it away to your hoard, along with the sparkly staff you gathered earlier.
ernest: (Default)

Re: RWBY, The Horrible Goose and the Artifacts

[personal profile] ernest 2022-01-18 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
i'm DYING, this is perfect
silveradept: A kodama with a trombone. The trombone is playing music, even though it is held in a rest position (Default)

Re: RWBY, The Horrible Goose and the Artifacts

[personal profile] silveradept 2022-01-18 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
The Goose would absolutely cause Salem more problems than anyone else.