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rthstewart ([personal profile] rthstewart) wrote2022-01-15 12:00 pm

Three Sentence Ficathon 2022

This post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS!  PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2!  Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.






 
Welcome to the Three Sentence Ficathon!

Here's a Friending meme!

What is the 3 Sentence Ficathon?
This is an open exchange where you answer a prompt with a fic consisting of only three sentences. It's open to all fandoms and you can post and fill as many prompts as you like, as many times as you want.

What do I do first?
You can start 3SF by posting prompts! When posting a prompt please format it this way:

fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence.

Only one prompt per comment please. So, for example,

Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't like sand."

Open ended and anthropomorphic fills are popular too, such as:

Any, Any, "I don't like sand."

or

Earth geography, sand, "I don't like humans very much, either."

What happens after that?
You answer other posters' prompts in three sentences (or more if you can't stop yourself) and fill as many prompts as you want, as many times as you wish. If you see that a prompt you loved has already been filled, go ahead and fill it again! Multiple fills of the same prompt are allowed and even encouraged! (We get really fun stories going this way).

Can I still post if I need more than 3 sentences? Or should I just abuse grammar in ways the English language never contemplated?
Yes. Yes.

But I'm not a member of Dreamwidth
No problem. You can comment anonymously or through open ID

I'm really overwhelmed by all the prompts and how much there is and how fast it goes. I can't read 1,000 prompts and fills. It's too much. 
I hear this a lot and it keeps a lot of people from participating.  The 3SF is big and it moves fast, especially at first. 
I get overwhelmed, too, and I'm hosting the thing. With 2020 and 2021 sucking so badly you don't want something that's supposed to be fun cause you anxiety.  I have a couple of suggestions for managing the 3SF volume. 
  • First, really, you don't have to read every prompt and fill on every page.  You can start at the last page of this and just go forward, or back a page or two.  It's fine.
  • You can come and go as time and energy allow, you don't have to participate the whole time, and it drops off quite at bit after about 2 weeks and especially once we open a new post because this one is approaching 4,500 comments.
  • Even after the 3SF and new prompting end, people fill prompts all year long.
  • You can fill an already filled prompt and you can can leave a prompt that's already been prompted before.  People do it all the time. 
Always make sure you're looking at top-level comments only, not threaded. That helps a lot. Your screen should look like this.




But shouldn't I read everything to see if someone already prompted the same prompt I want to leave if someone already filled it? 

No.  Prompt as many times as you want, as much as you want.  It doesn't matter if someone prompted the exact same prompt.  Go ahead and prompt again!

I left a prompt and no one filled it.  Can I prompt it again?
Absolutely!

Can I spread the word?
Yes, please. I generally fail at creating banners and embed codes but if you create one and make it really idiot-proof, I might be able to post and share it.  Feel free to cross-post this entry. If you create your own banners or icons, let me know and I'll share!
Please share the 3SF with your followers, friends, and any channels and comms you are active on.  I'll post on fandom calendar, Tumblr, and Twitter, but I don't have many connections in other spaces such as Discord.

Here's my attempt at a text box that might go horribly awry.






How long will it go?

The 3SF closes to new prompts on February 13, 2022. The entry stays open permanently and people post fills all year long.  (There were a bunch of new posts to the 2021 3SF this week!)

Are there any rules about cross-posting?
Nope, you can post wherever you want, whenever you want. A lot of folks collected their responses together and posted them on AO3 under the 3 sentence fiction tag. 3SFs are a terrific prompt for remixes and could be helpful for Yuletide bears, too.

What about spoilers, content and archive warnings, triggers, pairings, ratings, tags, and squick?
I thought a lot about this. It boils down to reader beware.  In my experience, this typically gets too big, moves too fast, and the stories are too short for content warnings and ratings to even apply. It is too big for me to moderate in this way. You should assume spoilers are fair game and that the initial poster and the responder have opted to use no content warnings or tags. This means AO3 content warnings for dubcon, violence, canon character death, underage, etc. COULD be present (and much more). I've found personally that I can skim and scroll by stuff that, from the prompt, I can tell isn't my favorite flavor of delicious cake. Use your best judgment, protect yourself, and be prepared to skip over things that aren't your thing. In this format, the obligation is on you, the reader, to protect yourself from triggering content.
Some posters do include warnings and spoiler tags or include spoiler space, but they don't have to do so.


Why is 3SF split among several posts?  That seems confusing.
It is confusing and we always lose momentum once we have to move to a second post. The reason is because at 5,000 comments to a single post, DW installs a human test CAPTCHA, which is a pain for users.  So, once this entry gets to the upper 4,000 comments, I open a new post.  If you've been waiting until things slow down to participate, when we open a second post is often a good place to join.

If I have questions, what do I do?

I'm rthstewart everywhere, here, Twitter, Tumblr, gmail and AO3.

A special thank you to [personal profile] conuly  .
Last year, Conuly started logging all unfilled prompts.
This year's (2021) unfilled prompts are here.
Last year's (2020) unfilled prompts are here.
Conuly asks that you not reply, as they want to be able to edit and add more prompts to the list.

 

Here, have some icons and banners and let me know if you've created your own!



      


















severina: by me (writing: little guy with pen)

Once Upon a Time, Rumple/Belle

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-13 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have you seen?" Belle squealed, her arms overflowing with oversized cabbages and cucumbers and turnip.

"You must have a green thumb indeed, dearie," Rumple answers.

He has enough power that the spell on the vegetables was but a trifle, but when Belle smiles giddily at him Rumplestiltskin knows that he would pay any price to see her happy.
silveradept: On a background of gold, the words "Cancer Hufflepuff: Anxieties Managed". The two phrases are split by a row of three hearts in blue. (Anxieties Managed)

Severus and Ron, Rematch

[personal profile] silveradept 2022-02-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It is inconceivable to Severus that a first-year Gryffindor is the one who defeated his living chess puzzle, created to fool even the finest of grand masters.

"Weasley," he says, board in hand, no possible room for mistaking this for anything but a challenge.

To his delight, Gryffindor foolhardiness prevails over any speck of wisdom: "e2-e4."
severina: by me (writing: little guy with pen)

Supernatural, Dean/Castiel

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hate witches!" Dean fumes.

Castiel glances down at the silken twine that encircles them, testing its mettle against his powers; when it gives not an inch, he resolves to get comfortable until Sam can find a counter spell. He is so close to Dean that his nose nestles behind Dean's ear; he drowns happily in the scent of Dean's shampoo and his cologne and the sweet scent of his skin.

Castiel, it turns out, is quite fond of witches.
severina: by me (writing: little guy with pen)

Queer as Folk (US), Justin & Daphne

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's this shop on George Street," Daphne says as they meet up at their lockers between classes. "Their love potions are guaranteed!"

"Like I need a love potion when I've got this," Justin says, grinning and turning around to wiggle his ass in the middle of the hallway.

Daphne takes a mental note to remind herself that her best friend is a. gay, and b. in love with someone else, but that doesn't stop her from looking and drooling just a little. After all, he does have a very fine ass.
severina: by me (writing: little guy with pen)

Supernatural, Dean/Castiel

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-13 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a run of the mill job with a standard haunting, but that doesn't stop Castiel from hovering near Dean as the salt circle is drawn and the iron is wielded and the spectre slashes against the invisible barrier. When he almost impedes Dean's swing for the third time, Dean rails at him.

But it's hard to take a step back when all you want to do is protect the man you love.
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Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and the Required Paperwork

[personal profile] silveradept 2022-02-13 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Miss Granger,

Your application for the use of a Time-Turner has been received. If our check of the timeline and any potential paradoxes produces no issues, you can expect an interview yesterday with one of our field compliance agents to ensure you understand all applicable laws and regulations with regard to the use of a Time-Turner.

We look forward and backward to seeing you.
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[personal profile] silveradept 2022-02-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The Masters, Shonagar especially, always look at her when all of the fire-lizards join in the warm-ups each morning. She can't see what their problem is with them, since they all sing their parts in tune and perfect harmony.

"Again, from the top, and this time, only with human voices," Shonagar says, and all the other apprentices groan at having to repeat the exercises.
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Re: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and the Required Paperwork

[personal profile] ravenlilyrose 2022-02-14 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
This is amazing and makes the perfect amount of very little sense!
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Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-14 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Matt quickly swiped his palms on his jeans before opening the door.

"Daisy Duke?" John asked.

"Right. Because last time I said that whole-

"Yeah."

"Yeah. That's... funny. Come in!" He stepped back hastily to let John enter, shut the door as John looked around appraisingly. It was a bit of an upgrade from the last place; this one at least didn't have mice that regularly nibbled at the wires, and the fire alarm had only been erroneously pulled three times so far this month.

"Nice place."

Matt makes a face. Better than a trash heap is still a dump. But John's being nice, so he should be nice, which means he should wipe that weird look off his face and-

"Coffee!" he blurts out. "Or tea. I have milk. For the... I got it this morning so it's fresh. Or hot chocolate! Because yeah, Farrell, let's have hot chocolate when it's 87 degrees outside. That makes so much-"

"Matt?"

Matt focuses, visions of John passing out from heat exhaustion after being force-fed copious amounts of Granny's Best still dancing through his head.

"Ya wanna calm the fuck down?"

"Sure. Yeah. Absolutely," Matt says. It's just a date, he reminds himself. Just a date. He can do this.

Then John takes off his leather jacket and Matt gets a good look at the white T stretched over barrel chest, and he knows that all bets are off.
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Re: A Proper Wingman

[personal profile] dariaw 2022-02-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOL

that is just terrific!!

Thank you <3 <3 <3
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Re: Miraculous Ladybug, Juleka puts it all together.

[personal profile] dariaw 2022-02-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
This is great! I don't know this fandom, but this is so funny and cute and the characters seem awesome!!!!! Thank you <3 <3 <3
severina: (die hard: heart)

Re: Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt, Lucy

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much. :) (And if you decide to watch the fourth movie, make sure you choose the theatrical version. It's sooo much better!)
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Re: Reynard Rouge and the Marinette du Carabas, Fox in Boots

[personal profile] alexseanchai 2022-02-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
🤩
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Re: Calvin and Hobbes, Fresh Canvas

[personal profile] cornerofmadness 2022-02-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I love Calvin and Hobbes this was such fun thanks
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Re: Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt, Lucy

[personal profile] topaz_eyes 2022-02-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Heee! There was an attempt at misdirection. Loved this!
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Re: A Vaguely ACD-type Sherlock and Watson, Lestrade's performance review

[personal profile] atamascolily 2022-02-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha, I love it! Poor Lestrade--looks like Watson might have to send in a counter-review of his own to balance things out!
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Re: Q and Picard, Clumsy Attempts

[personal profile] atamascolily 2022-02-14 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSSSSSSSS. Oh, gosh, I laughed so hard at this. What a perfect Valentine's Day treat to find waiting for me in my inbox this morning!

(I bet Troi is happy about the chocolates, though.)
Edited 2022-02-14 14:29 (UTC)
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Re: Hamlet, Claudius/Gertrude

[personal profile] little_lady_d 2022-02-14 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh they’re so in love, and it’s a love where instead of keeping gertrude’s charms to himself, claudius encourages her to share them and enjoy herself doing it, and a love where even spinning on the dance floor in another man’s arms, gertrude still wants to look at him (her good man).

and him grinning like a child is so endearing and sweet, while also being a bit sad, because he still can’t believe.

(Anonymous) 2022-02-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Jiang Yanli likes to tell herself that she has no illusions regarding what others think of her.

Her weak constitution, low cultivation, plain looks and soft-spoken nature evoke a very clear picture in the minds of most people as to what they expect of her (uninteresting, shy, dull and ordinary like a grey mouse almost).

That’s why during the night hunt on Phoenix Mountain, when she rebukes Jin Zixun, his dumbstruck face with mouth hanging open feels like a victory, until…until she sees a very similar expression on A-xian's face and her heart sinks.

Did you really think that I would stand by and let them hurt you?

When 3SF ends I will post this to my AO3: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sundream
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Re: True Blood, Eric/Sookie

[personal profile] ultra_fic 2022-02-14 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet - thank you :)
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Re: Once Upon a Time, Rumple/Belle

[personal profile] ultra_fic 2022-02-14 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! Awww, bless him! Thank you for this :)
ernest: (lemony snicket)

[personal profile] ernest 2022-02-14 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you! i worked hard to get that balance, so i'm pleased you liked it. each side has such different interpretations, and neither of them is wrong, exactly, but that just makes it sadder in some ways (my favorite kind of tragedy).

Uncle

(Anonymous) 2022-02-14 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Jiang Cheng sinks on the ground next to Jin Ling and lets himself relax a bit for the first time in what feels like a decade.
He can’t remember the last time when he didn’t have to be the strict and unyielding Sandu Shengshou and could instead be just Jiang Cheng (just himself).

Ever since his parents died, he’s had to put on a mask, a mask of a strong and steadfast sect leader Jiang, but as time passed, there were fewer and fewer opportunities to take that mask off and be himself, and nowadays, when both of his siblings are dead….

There’s no one who knew Jiang Cheng anymore, only people who ever knew the terrifying Sandu Shengshou.

Jin Ling is now sitting on the floor, playing with the wooden animals that Jiang Cheng bought for him. Jiang Cheng is sitting next to the boy, watching him play.

He grew up so much…
He can walk now (apparently). He also babbles sometimes, but it's only nonsense, he hasn't spoken his first words yet, Jin Guangyao had said.
Getting Jin Ling here was hard, and cost him a lot, but goddamn it, was it worth it (every piece of land surrendered to that old lecher).

"You have your mother’s eyes." Jiang Cheng notes quietly to no one in particular, when Jin Ling suddenly looks at him. A couple of tears roll down his cheeks at that thought, but he stubbornly ignores them.
"J-ji-ju!" Jin Ling chirps, stands up and takes wobbly steps towards him.
Jiang Cheng wipes his tears and tries to pull himself back together.
"What?" he asks sharper than he intended but luckily Jin Ling isn’t scared at all.
"J-j…jiu-jiu!" Jin Lings says and clumsily reaches to pet his uncle's head.
Did he just say jiu-jiu? No, probably just my imagination, he babbles like this all day long. Besides where would he even-
"Jiu-jiu. Jiu-jiu. Jiu-jiu." Jin Ling repeats in a gentle, comforting tone as he gingerly strokes his uncle's head.

It takes a minute for the astonished Jiang Cheng to process what just happened.
"A-Ling! A-Ling, your first word!" He breathes out and overcome with emotion, he pulls Jin Ling into a tight hug.
"I promise you, A-Ling…" He takes a shaky breath because his voice is thick with sobs. "I promise you, that you will always be safe, that I will always protect you and be there for you." He lets himself let go of the mask and be sentimental, just this once, just for his nephew, and plants a kiss on Jin Ling's forehead on top of the red dot.
"Jiu-jiu!" Jin Ling reciprocates.

When 3SF ends I will post this to my AO3: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sundream
ernest: (don't panic)

Re: Hamlet, Claudius/Gertrude

[personal profile] ernest 2022-02-14 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
they love each other so much! and they love sharing each other and seeing how they each enjoy themselves. and yesss, i absolutely had to slip in "her good man," it's one of my favorite endearments from our shared headcanons for them.

every time claudius has gotten something he wants it's been taken away from her somehow or other, and he's wanted gertrude so much more and so much longer than pretty much anything else, of course he has trouble believing, but he's going to do his best to enjoy this happiness just as long as it lasts!
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Re: WoT (TV), allusions to sexual situations

[personal profile] sidleypkhermit 2022-02-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Gorgeous!