So I did not know that it was desert, not dessert until I looked up the phrase. I saw your Tumblr post about Apollo being the WORST and decided this would be a perfect way to extract revenge on this ass. Oh, how he is MOCKED every time he wears laurel! And how Zephyrus delivers the hard and awful truth -- he really is better dead than with you and it's not as if Apollo can argue the point with him. Ugh. Getting just what he deserves.

Brilliant.