This year at Thanksgiving, my cousin decided to do the turkey. Normally, my mother does all the Thanksgiving cooking, but this year she was not up for it, so we spread around the cooking duties. My sister is allergic to onions, like, go to the hospital allergic. While my mom and I knew that and I made the stuffings accordingly, no one told my cousin who proceeded to stuff an onion up the turkey's butt making the whole thing inedible for my sister. Luckily, I noticed the onion before she could eat it and die, but sis was less than pleased.