"Have you met the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher? He's out of his mind!"

"He spent the entire class teaching us something called Krav Maga? We never even touched our wands!"

Alec hides his laugh with a cough and weaves through the crowd of gossiping students to get to Eliot's brand-new Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. This was definitely going to be one of the best jobs they'd ever run.

(Eliot as a DADA teacher? I couldn't resist...)