But who is actually threatening litigation? Harold, Morgan or both? You could always distract them with paperwork since they find such normally tedious things to be so sensual (though... I suppose that is more Morgan than Harold).

I'd be worried about both of them and Morgan has that vindictive streak. I could try throwing the US Code Annotated at them, or maybe all the briefs (that's a one word oxymoron) in some big US Supreme Court case...