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last_haven ([personal profile] last_haven) wrote in [personal profile] rthstewart 2022-04-25 02:48 am (UTC)

Re: Tumnus, I'm so sorry I turned you into an influencer himbo

Her personally? No, too far beneath her--she's got interns for that. She's old school and likes to do "fireside chat" videos where she spouts propaganada there and it gets broadcasted on the homepage of what amounts to their google. Also, she's got an iron grip on Narnia's internet and block and ban any website or activist that tries to speak out against her. Thinking about it, Narnians probably have some wild ass memes that are probably extremely inflammatory to her, but are so hard to pick up context clues about, so the kids aren't going to have a damn clue what they mean.

Something to the effect of:

Susan: "So burning roses are a--dog whistle--to show your unhappiness with the Witch... how???"
Mr Beaver: "It's because she banned jokes about Snow White, so we started calling her Rose for Rose Red, and the joke spiraled out from there."
Peter: "And this one here that's a--tractor?"
Mr B: "Um. Well, that one will take longer to explain."
Lucy: "What about the whale one?"
Mr B: "Oh, that's an in-joke about wanting to crush her with a whale carcass. :) :)"
All the children: "..."

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