"That was the most stressful experience of my life," Cobweb wails, dragging as many cloaks as she can over her head in the least dignified manner, as though it will hide her humiliation, "this goes against everything I stand for, I'm a wicked fairy, I have the best curses!"

"If you're clever enough to get out of your own infamously airtight curses," Mustardseed says dryly, shaking her head at the foolishness of it all, "then being that princess' fairy godmother will easy."

There is a silence and Cobweb goes completely still, and then whispers in horror, "I forgot about being the fairy godmother."