Hello everyone and welcome to the annual safe-sailing training, presented to you by the Mariners' Guild! I hope you all had a chance to review the mandatory training packet that was delivered to each of your ships last night! Let's dive right in with our first important security rule: if it seems too good to be true, it's probably a siren. My friend Sirena here will go through three scenarios with us; we're going to vote by show of hands on which we think might be a siren in disguise.