"I'm just saying that there's no actual proof that Superman is from another planet," Emmett said.

"His spaceship crashed outside Smallville!"

"And what proof do we have of that? Did the Kents keep the spaceship?"

Michael threw up his hands. "It was... it's the... they don't need to... We just know!"

Emmett raised a perfectly manicured brow. "I'm just saying-

"Brian, help me out here," Michael pleaded.

"XANAX! I need a XANAX!"