"… and that's when the hornet stung me!" Matt finished.

"Do you know that you go off on these little tangents whenever you're trying to avoid telling the truth," Lucy said, cocking her head, "like, for example, how you're in fact not actually staying in my old room but have actually moved into my Dad's room because you guys are totally a couple?"

Matt's gaze flicked to John in time to see the screen door flapping behind him as he fled to the backyard, the bastard.