"Our next guest has been the primary research partner of Dr. Curt Connors, doing very interesting work on gene therapy and its practical applications, which means he's probably never had an opportunity to look out his window and see what the rest of New York is up to these days. From J. Jonah Jameson's incessant demands for pictures to the millions of dollars of insurance claims that have to be paid out every time an alien symbiote drops in on us from outer space, we're going to play Not My Job with Peter Parker and ask questions about the supposedly Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!"

Peter was pretty thankful for that kind of introduction, so that the hosts and the audience would see his nervousness and assume it was about not knowing anything about Spider-Man, rather than knowing him all too well.