Kotetsu collapsed face-first on the couch, bound and determined not to move for a month.

Bunny kissed the back of his head. "Come on, old man, let's get upstairs to bed."

"Don't call me 'old man,'" Kotetsu grumbled—never mind that he felt every single day of his age right now. "And I'm not moving."

The couch dipped with Bunny's weight. "If you sleep on the couch, you'd better not wake up complaining about your back."

"I'm going to wake up complaining about everything no matter where I sleep," Kotetsu said into the couch cushion. "My bones are hurting."

Bunny sighed and lay down beside him. "Then I guess we're sleeping on the couch tonight, because I'm not carrying you upstairs."

Kotetsu grinned and lifted his arm so he could cuddle up against Bunny properly. "Can't sleep without me, Bunny-chan?"

"I didn't say that, old man," Bunny said. "I find the couch perfectly comfortable, and I don't want to walk all the way upstairs either."

"Heh. Keep telling yourself that."