"But we don't actually need your help?" the small blonde girl said, tilting her head sideways to stare at the knight, "'cause, see, the most of the magical folk around here are basically of the harmless, and the ones that aren't unthreatening are generally of the friendly — so it'd be like super rude to go around trying to kill any of them."

"Impossible," replied the knight, "all magical creatures, even the weakest and most pathetic, are sinners; sinners are links to hell, and links must be severed — such is the will of the gods."

"Well, it's a theory," the blonde said, and then she turned into a dragon and ate him.