Men can be such babies about things--look at Jason for example. He got worried that the rest of the Argonauts would fight over and wouldn't let me on his stupid boat, which I thinks it should say way more about those guys than about me, but what do I know, right? They saw a girl would could kick half their asses and balked at the idea that I'd show them up like I did during the boar hunt. And looked what happened to that dumbass in the end--Medea got back at him after all his bullshit too.

Children, all of them. You know, they have the audacity to say that Hippomenes's wedding gift to me was a trick? Oh, look at this dumb girl, bet you he tricked her with a bunch of shiny things, dur dur dur.

Jokes on them though; I picked my husband like I picked all my victories and if they're too dumb to see that, that's their problem.