Narnia was roughing it more than they were accustomed to – there were even more cows than they’d seen in Austin and it was making Karamo nervous, especially when Bobby tried to kiss one and she politely responded that “honestly, you really are not my type, young man” and Antoni knew it would be ferociously impolite to ask her whether the fat marbling on her meaty rump was comparable to Wagu -- he immediately began cataloging vegetarian and vegan options as the four horse Explorer pulled up at Cair Paravel.

The Birds were all over Tam and Jonathan, deeply admiring their fine feathers, complimenting their excellent grooming, and offering a truly impressive commentary on the nuance of colors and shades.

The Fab Five climbed the steps of Cair Paravel (Bobby was wrinkling his nose at the dirt and chips marring the beautiful stone) and, upon seeing the one who had urgently requested their services, every one of them fell down on their knees and cried “QUEEN!” before Her Resplendent, Most Royal and Beautifully Accessorized Majesty, Susan the Gentle.