“This is ridiculous; the Corellian’s Mustafarian Lava Rolls were clearly superior to the Twi’leks,” Palpatine fumed as he shut off the viewscreen.

He had started watching The Great Coruscant Baking Show as a way to make conversation with that fool Skywalker, gradually becoming invested in the strangely meditative baking show. He had allowed this frivolous pleasure to distract him from his real work; Palpatine felt Sith lightning crackle against his fingertips- they would pay for this!