"Oh, are you speaking to my wife?" Jaskier smiles big and wide as he clutches a begrudged Yennefer close to his side, his hand firmly tucked against her hip. "My beautiful doting, man-eating, skin devouring, hungry she-demon of a wife?"

Yennefer smiles saccharinely and wraps her arm around his waist, pinching his ass sharply. "Did I forget to mention my very pathetic and tone-deaf husband?"