presumenothing: (shen wei)
presume ([personal profile] presumenothing) wrote in [personal profile] rthstewart 2022-01-18 02:47 pm (UTC)

Guardian; Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan

"Or maybe," drawls Zhao Yunlan in the tone of voice that suggests he's trying to be infuriating and well-aware of it, "tempting you into cooking for me was just my devious plan to check if you used some key ingredients – garlic, say?"

Horror at the idea of substituting anything for garlic wages war with utter exasperation (never mind how intentionally provoked) as Shen Wei says, "Did you seriously suspect I might be a vampire, Zhao Yunlan."

Though the only thing nearly-supernatural here is how brightly Zhao Yunlan's eyes dance as he throws his hands out in a familiarity eloquent gesture: it's not like you were telling me anything!


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