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ruanchunxian ([personal profile] ruanchunxian) wrote in [personal profile] rthstewart 2022-01-17 04:00 pm (UTC)

"We're out of eye of newt."

"I know, I've already ordered some, but apparently Amazon workers are on strike."

"Is that also why my new cauldron hasn't arrived yet either?"

"No, your cauldron's coming from Asia, remember? It's stuck on that ship - Evergreen or something?"

"Ever Given? The one in the Suez?"

"That's it."

"Isn't there some spell we can do to widen the Suez or compell Bezos to give his workers a living wage or something?"

"Alas, climate change's bad enough without us altering with natural geography, and tampering with free will is a no go as well. We do have to have some standards, Sisters."

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