Stiles goes over his "Things to Bring on Vacation" list as he backs down the driveway and to the street. "Clothes, check. Extra underwear, check. Toiletries, check. Condoms and lube, check check. Good snacks so I don't have to rely on Derek's boring snacks, check. Sunscreen, check. What am I missing?"

His phone chimes with a text.

Derek
your boyfriend
i'm still at your house

"Oh my god!" Stiles flails and turns the car around.