After being hit by a duck and falling into a lake, I woke up as the groundskeeper of the untitled goose game. In the game, my character attempts to chase away a terrible goose that sneaks into the garden--but ultimately, he is splashed with water, forced to wear a sunhat, and tricked into smashing his thumb!

I'm going to change the ending, though: with my trusty bag of birdseed, I'm going to befriend the goose!