"Funny- Erm. Funny meeting you here!" Iruka said brightly, thinking especially when I had what was supposed to be an accurate duty roster that put you away from the fort until next week.

Commodore Senju did not look impressed, lifting his chin and meeting Iruka with a flat stare, crossing his arms and blocking the door completely - he wasn't that big, Iruka told himself, he just looked big in his stupidly shiny, obnoxiously well-fit uniform.

"In a fort under my command? Surely quite strange." Tobirama said dryly. "Would you care to try that explanation of what you are doing here again?"

Iruka winced. Just as soon as I think of one, he thought weakly, sidling along the wall.