"Why are there so many people posting about 'The Incredible Hulk', claiming they've got the real images of the green guy running around?" Steve asks as he pulls up the news feed.

"Because most people, when they see the green guy au natural, Steve," Nat says from the corner, "they're going to think it's their birthday, not his."

"Whoa, whoa, what parts of the Internet have you been looking in, Cap, that you're seeing tabloids gossiping about Banner's wardrobe malfunction?" Tony asks in alarm, trying to close all the tabs as quickly as Steve can open them.