"Chief Diagonal Pumpkin Non-Hippopotamus Dragony Thingy-Dingy-Flingy Llewellyn XIX," Ozy says. "Probably also 'Leader of the Dragon Conspiracy,' 'Six-Time Zen Party Presidential Candidate,' and 'Ten Times House Rules Parcheesi Tournament Champion,' honestly."

"Huh," Millie says, frowning, "kind of makes 'Mehitabel' sounds a lot less cool in comparison."