“I don’t understand these prompts at all,” Post says mournfully, sifting through thread after thread. “Look at this one, it just says any, any/any, any, or this one - Narnia, The Narnicles of Charnia, what does that even mean?!”

“And the fills,” she continues, settling down with a steaming cup of tea, “look, this one is at least thirteen sentences, that is just blatantly off-theme - oh, but that’s quite good, how clever - and the wordplay, oh my, I do enjoy that,” and after that, only silence, broken by the intermittent click of keys, remained.