"What's all the shouting about?" Gertrude demanded as she came into the main hall to find her new husband confronting an angry man wearing a kilt. She listened as Claudius explained that the newcomer was accusing him of usurping the throne that he himself had just usurped, and, what was worse, that he hadn't been at all subtle about the usurping, having used a dagger and not poison. She thought for a moment and then said, "It's simple really, we stick both Macbeth and Hamlet in the same ship and send them off together."