Just don't look at the camera, and act natural, he'd been told, but no order had ever been more difficult to obey. Constant monitoring had been his norm since he was small, but those cameras had had the good manners to stay up in the corners of ceilings where he could ignore them - these camera operators were everpresent, staring, and always on the move, especially when Sephiroth was trying to train or issue briefings or keep a neutral face while Heidegger was on another one of his little rants.

Apparently his neutral face was failing of late, but he couldn't deny a little thrill of vicious satisfaction when Zack informed him that his 'General Face' in the face of Executives Behaving Badly was consistently the most popular and most-...meme'd (?) part of Shinra Tower Confidential.