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rthstewart ([personal profile] rthstewart) wrote2022-01-15 12:00 pm

Three Sentence Ficathon 2022

This post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS!  PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2!  Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.






 
Welcome to the Three Sentence Ficathon!

Here's a Friending meme!

What is the 3 Sentence Ficathon?
This is an open exchange where you answer a prompt with a fic consisting of only three sentences. It's open to all fandoms and you can post and fill as many prompts as you like, as many times as you want.

What do I do first?
You can start 3SF by posting prompts! When posting a prompt please format it this way:

fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence.

Only one prompt per comment please. So, for example,

Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't like sand."

Open ended and anthropomorphic fills are popular too, such as:

Any, Any, "I don't like sand."

or

Earth geography, sand, "I don't like humans very much, either."

What happens after that?
You answer other posters' prompts in three sentences (or more if you can't stop yourself) and fill as many prompts as you want, as many times as you wish. If you see that a prompt you loved has already been filled, go ahead and fill it again! Multiple fills of the same prompt are allowed and even encouraged! (We get really fun stories going this way).

Can I still post if I need more than 3 sentences? Or should I just abuse grammar in ways the English language never contemplated?
Yes. Yes.

But I'm not a member of Dreamwidth
No problem. You can comment anonymously or through open ID

I'm really overwhelmed by all the prompts and how much there is and how fast it goes. I can't read 1,000 prompts and fills. It's too much. 
I hear this a lot and it keeps a lot of people from participating.  The 3SF is big and it moves fast, especially at first. 
I get overwhelmed, too, and I'm hosting the thing. With 2020 and 2021 sucking so badly you don't want something that's supposed to be fun cause you anxiety.  I have a couple of suggestions for managing the 3SF volume. 
  • First, really, you don't have to read every prompt and fill on every page.  You can start at the last page of this and just go forward, or back a page or two.  It's fine.
  • You can come and go as time and energy allow, you don't have to participate the whole time, and it drops off quite at bit after about 2 weeks and especially once we open a new post because this one is approaching 4,500 comments.
  • Even after the 3SF and new prompting end, people fill prompts all year long.
  • You can fill an already filled prompt and you can can leave a prompt that's already been prompted before.  People do it all the time. 
Always make sure you're looking at top-level comments only, not threaded. That helps a lot. Your screen should look like this.




But shouldn't I read everything to see if someone already prompted the same prompt I want to leave if someone already filled it? 

No.  Prompt as many times as you want, as much as you want.  It doesn't matter if someone prompted the exact same prompt.  Go ahead and prompt again!

I left a prompt and no one filled it.  Can I prompt it again?
Absolutely!

Can I spread the word?
Yes, please. I generally fail at creating banners and embed codes but if you create one and make it really idiot-proof, I might be able to post and share it.  Feel free to cross-post this entry. If you create your own banners or icons, let me know and I'll share!
Please share the 3SF with your followers, friends, and any channels and comms you are active on.  I'll post on fandom calendar, Tumblr, and Twitter, but I don't have many connections in other spaces such as Discord.

Here's my attempt at a text box that might go horribly awry.






How long will it go?

The 3SF closes to new prompts on February 13, 2022. The entry stays open permanently and people post fills all year long.  (There were a bunch of new posts to the 2021 3SF this week!)

Are there any rules about cross-posting?
Nope, you can post wherever you want, whenever you want. A lot of folks collected their responses together and posted them on AO3 under the 3 sentence fiction tag. 3SFs are a terrific prompt for remixes and could be helpful for Yuletide bears, too.

What about spoilers, content and archive warnings, triggers, pairings, ratings, tags, and squick?
I thought a lot about this. It boils down to reader beware.  In my experience, this typically gets too big, moves too fast, and the stories are too short for content warnings and ratings to even apply. It is too big for me to moderate in this way. You should assume spoilers are fair game and that the initial poster and the responder have opted to use no content warnings or tags. This means AO3 content warnings for dubcon, violence, canon character death, underage, etc. COULD be present (and much more). I've found personally that I can skim and scroll by stuff that, from the prompt, I can tell isn't my favorite flavor of delicious cake. Use your best judgment, protect yourself, and be prepared to skip over things that aren't your thing. In this format, the obligation is on you, the reader, to protect yourself from triggering content.
Some posters do include warnings and spoiler tags or include spoiler space, but they don't have to do so.


Why is 3SF split among several posts?  That seems confusing.
It is confusing and we always lose momentum once we have to move to a second post. The reason is because at 5,000 comments to a single post, DW installs a human test CAPTCHA, which is a pain for users.  So, once this entry gets to the upper 4,000 comments, I open a new post.  If you've been waiting until things slow down to participate, when we open a second post is often a good place to join.

If I have questions, what do I do?

I'm rthstewart everywhere, here, Twitter, Tumblr, gmail and AO3.

A special thank you to [personal profile] conuly  .
Last year, Conuly started logging all unfilled prompts.
This year's (2021) unfilled prompts are here.
Last year's (2020) unfilled prompts are here.
Conuly asks that you not reply, as they want to be able to edit and add more prompts to the list.

 

Here, have some icons and banners and let me know if you've created your own!



      


















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[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-15 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
any, any, no such thing as too many kittens
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Transformers (G1, between S2 and the Movie), Optimus Prime and Daniel

[personal profile] raisedbymoogles 2022-01-15 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The feral cat in the footwell of Optimus's cab hissed when Daniel opened his door, but settled down when Daniel set a paper plate full of wet food down in front of her and slid it within her reach. Her clowder of kittens, still so new their fur stuck up in damp spikes, slept on unperturbed as their mother devoured the food in neat little bites.

Resting his chin on his folded hands, Daniel asked, "Named them yet?"

"We cannot keep them, Daniel," Optimus answered, ever so reasonable and stoic despite the fact that he'd been refusing to move or transform since the mother cat had claimed his cab and both of them knew damn well he would continue his exiled vigil until she and the kittens could be safely moved. "They must go to keepers who can provide them proper care and attention, and war does not make for a consistent and safe environment." Daniel gave Optimus Prime's steering wheel a dubious look. ".......the little gray one on the end is Epsilon."
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Re: Transformers (G1, between S2 and the Movie), Optimus Prime and Daniel

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know the canon (except vaguely enough to know transforming car robots) but I LOVE the strength of the voices and this made me smile. Optimus's voice is so strong in my head, and the "exiled vigil"!.

And oh the detail of the clowder of kittens with their damp fur!! And the tenderness, with the refusal to transform!

And oh, Epsilon. <3 (Keep the kitties, Optimus!! It'll be fine.)
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Re: Transformers (G1, between S2 and the Movie), Optimus Prime and Daniel

[personal profile] raisedbymoogles 2022-01-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
hee, thank you! (he will keep at least one kitty. probably two.)
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Re: Transformers (G1, between S2 and the Movie), Optimus Prime and Daniel

[personal profile] edenfalling 2022-01-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aww ♥
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Re: Transformers (G1, between S2 and the Movie), Optimus Prime and Daniel

[personal profile] chanter1944 2022-01-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwww. <3
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You Are My Glory (Cdrama): no such thing as too many rabbits(-shaped things)

[personal profile] ruanchunxian 2022-01-16 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Jing Jing supposed it started in high school, when her affinity for rabbit-shaped and rabbit-themed things, from erasers to giant stuffed toys, was a semi-conscious manifestation of her hopeless crush on Yu Tu, which gave Pei Pei so much ammunition to tease her frequently enough that it would have destroyed any friendship not forged in the fires of the necessity of a shared desk at school. In the years that followed high school, it had developed into a habbit, and over time, her Taobao algorithms learnt to feed her a continually stream of rabbit-shaped paraphernalia. So of course Jing Jing wasn’t surprised when, about two weeks before the KPL award ceremony and exhibition match, she got a push notification advertising a pair of sparkly rabbit earrings, and buying it was only another few taps of the phone away.
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Re: You Are My Glory (Cdrama): no such thing as too many rabbits(-shaped things)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Agh, the algorithms!! I love the drama of it would have destroyed any friendship not forged in the fires of the necessity of a shared desk at school., and the way her crush gives way to a hobby and a quirk.

(also I'm intrigued by the drama summary and the implied pining, would you recommend it?)
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Re: You Are My Glory (Cdrama): no such thing as too many rabbits(-shaped things)

[personal profile] ruanchunxian 2022-01-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
YES I would definitely recommend this drama!! It's a very low-conflict, slice-of-life-ish romance starring two stupidly attractive people so it's an easy watch if you're in the mood for a sugar high :D
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Roxy Lalonde's No-Frills, No-Fee Cat Café (Homestuck)

[personal profile] edenfalling 2022-01-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, you have had a Very Difficult Year, and if defeating (or helping defeat) A) the alien fishqueen who destroyed your planet, B) an unbeatable universe-killing monster, and C) your own alcohol addiction, not to mention creating a whole new universe and recycling your poor battered homeworld doesn't entitle a lady to some choice rewards, you don't know what would.

And by rewards, you mean kittens.

Possibly slightly unwise numbers of kittens, but you are going to be a responsible cat owner this time around and get them all (well, mostly all) spayed and neutered at the appropriate ages, and make sure they have lots of space and enrichment and microchips to find them if they sneak out and get lost, and look -- you just want to make your home a comfy, welcoming place where all your friends can drop by whenever they want (or need) and there will always be fresh food, soft pillows, cool video games, and a purring cat for their laps.
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Re: Roxy Lalonde's No-Frills, No-Fee Cat Café (Homestuck)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The last line is lovely, and oh, such a good goal! <3 I love the voice here, too.
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Re: Roxy Lalonde's No-Frills, No-Fee Cat Café (Homestuck)

[personal profile] edenfalling 2022-01-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It is an excellent goal, I think. :)

Re: Roxy Lalonde's No-Frills, No-Fee Cat Café (Homestuck)

(Anonymous) 2022-01-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
<3 <3 <3
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MCU, Sam/Bucky, They Name It Soot

[personal profile] mad_madam_m 2022-01-16 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sam was putting his foot down this time. He really, really was. "No. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not. We already have two kittens. Three is too many."

Bucky held up the small black kitten, who mewed plaintively and rubbed its head against his chin. It was not cute. It wasn't. "C'mon, Sam. Like you said, we've already got two. What's one more?"

Two pleading pairs of eyes blinked at him, one pair yellow-green, the other baby blue, and Sam folded like a cheap suit. "Fine. But you're getting another litter box if we do!"
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Re: MCU, Sam/Bucky, They Name It Soot

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh cute! :D And the two pairs of eyes! And getting another litter box, very wise!

(And thank you for clarifying the name in the subject.)
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Re: MCU, Sam/Bucky, They Name It Soot

[personal profile] svgurl 2022-01-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, this is too cute! Of course Sam folded. Too adorable! Also I love that they named it Soot.

Great job! :D
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Tommen gets what he wants (asoiaf)

[personal profile] elementalraven 2022-01-16 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Anxious looking servants and guards alike start blathering at Cersei as soon as she nears her sons room, explanations and apologies all mixed together, the latest disaster apparently unforeseen by all. Cersei cuts them off with an imperious glare as she walks through the door, determined not to falter at what she might find inside.

And then-, she cannot stop herself from gasping in horror, not even Tommen’s happy greetings can distract her from the sight before her: for her sons rooms are filled to the brim with dozens and dozens of furry, mewling kittens.
Edited 2022-01-16 18:41 (UTC)
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Re: Tommen gets what he wants (asoiaf)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, Cersei's perspective is the perfect one for this! :D I laughed. What a nightmare for her.

But also, yay for Tommen!
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The Uchikittens' Favourite Sensei (Naruto; Madara/Tobirama, bb!Uchiha)

[personal profile] kalira 2022-01-16 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
". . .oh kami, I thought you had agreed to help Kagami with his kata and some new jutsu, not," Madara paused, catching sight of another young Uchiha peeking around the couch, "how many of you are there?" he asked absently, counting at least seven.

"I did," Tobirama said, resettling Kagami on his lap; he made a little almost-purr of a noise and cuddled closer, yawning, "but I was hardly going to tell them all no.

"You could have; you could have sent them home." Madara pointed out, despite the wide, pleading eyes that were immediately turned on him for the suggestion; Tobirama just looked . . . wonderfully content and pleased with himself, however, and Madara shook his head, feeling unutterably fond of his - perhaps slightly mad - partner.

There's a persistent habit of calling the bb!Uchiha 'Uchikittens' around a couple places I write, and it was my first thought on seeing this prompt. X'D
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Re: The Uchikittens' Favourite Sensei (Naruto; Madara/Tobirama, bb!Uchiha)

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-16 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so charmed by the ninja kitties! :D And aww at Madara and Tobirama, and the sweetness and relaxedness of their relationship. <3
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Re: The Uchikittens' Favourite Sensei (Naruto; Madara/Tobirama, bb!Uchiha)

[personal profile] dawen 2022-01-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Mama Cat Tobirama!! <3 look at him adopting a whole clowder at once XP
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Naruto Founders, Tobirama & his summons

[personal profile] dawen 2022-01-18 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
“Er, otouto… don’t you think maybe you should send some of them back to the Summons Realm?”

Tobirama blinked at his older brother, surrounded by over a dozen snow leopard kittens. “No, I don’t,” he said, “we’re in the middle of training, Anija.”
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Re: Naruto Founders, Tobirama & his summons

[personal profile] scytale 2022-01-18 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Tobirama is RIGHT. :D So cute, and I love the image of Tobirama surrounded by the snow leopard kittens!
Edited 2022-01-18 17:59 (UTC)

Re: Naruto Founders, Tobirama & his summons

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The Walking Dead, Daryl/Beth

[personal profile] severina 2022-02-13 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," Daryl says.

When Beth looks up at him with those big blue eyes he finds it hard to refuse her anything, even as the kittens tumble from her knapsack and pounce on each other, and he knows it's going to make the slog back to the camp practically impossible.

But still… the way them little squirmy things make her smile, maybe there really is no such thing as too many kittens.
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Stagate Atlantis - mostly Elizabeth, John and Rodney

[personal profile] sallymn 2022-07-20 08:44 am (UTC)(link)

Major Sheppard came in first, alone and looking... conflicted. That was never a good sign.

"Major?" Elizabeth waited a moment, but none of the others - his team, several Marines and a dozen scientists from various fields, all of whom had been eager to check out the new planet and people - appeared. "Major, where is everyone? Did the inhabitants cause you trouble?" The locals had seemed friendly, she was planning a diplomatic visit herself, but... friendly was always a relative term in this galaxy.

"Well... not really. They liked us." He shrugged. "They liked us a lot, especially the geeks, even Rodney."

Which said volumes about their friendliness.

"And Radek. Took them all over the place, showed them all these gadgets and things, talked up a storm," Sheppard said. "I think the ruler wanted to keep a couple of them, but Ronon stuck close and looked mean, so... they gave the geeks presents. Lots of presents."

Elizabeth relaxed - a little - and tried not to think too smugly that if someone with the politic charms of their Dr McKay could charm these people into wanting to be friends, maybe for once, just once, Atlantis had stuck diplomatic gold. "That's wonderful, John. Anything useful to -"

Her voice dried as something large and fluffy and... purple dashed through the wormhole and threw itself at Sheppard, making the most appalling yowling noise. He staggered a bit but caught it - just - and half-turned his head. "Okay guys, you may as well bring them through now..."

And Rodney came next, beaming in a way she couldn't recall ever seeing, with a left armful of lime-green-striped something and a right armful of blue snuggling into his neck.

Radek was next - his something, which was as orange as his hair, blinked at her with its one enormous rainbow eye, and made a noise like a demented but happy tiger as he cuddled it. And someone else came behind him, with a pink-and-white one. And another, and another, and then Ronon with five of them, a rainbow of somethings clinging to him with far too many legs and tails and...

And...

And they looked like plush toys. Like demented, one-eyed, alien plush toy...

"Kittens," Rodney said cheerfully, while trying to pet his now wriggling armfuls without dropping them or his gun. "Or skittens, That's what we've decided to name them. It's a diplomatic gift, Elizabeth, we can't refuse them and there's enough for everyone!"

Elizabeth opened her mouth. Closed it. Stared at her senior staff, her most trusted and reliable people all draped in an interplanetary pet shop full of 'skittens'.

And - because her fur allergy had to extend to a completely alien species, didn't it? - started to sneeze.

Edited 2022-07-20 11:41 (UTC)