The teenager she'd - more or less arrested? - winced guiltily. "I'll try to explain, Detective Benson, but it's gonna sound crazy."

And he was right - monsters who ate hearts and other worlds with strange magic and those aren't humans in costumes, my friends Donald and Goofy are actually a duck and a dog absolutely sounded like the wildest nonsense she'd ever heard, but the glowing-eyed shadows swarming over Manhattan defied any rational explanation, so the outlandish one would have to do.