“Shields are based on Protego, holograms are talking portraits, Tribbles are pygmy puffs, Pon Farr is a love potion, Transporters are Apparition — obviously — and the Borg are Inferi,” Draco ticked them off on his fingers. “I’ll grant you that Muggles have their own portable communication devices, but you must admit that everything truly clever must have originated with a wizard writer.” He smirked, ready to deliver the killing blow: “And the redshirts who die every away mission? Gryffindors, of course.”