What, the old "lie back and think of England Narnia" method or something along the lines of the quintessential turkey baster method? Cause, like, maybe none of them can stand the thought of 1) hetero sex or 2) adultery. (I mean, it would be, like, pre-approved adultery, but not everyone is a swinger.)

Also, I really don't want to think too hard about penguin impregnation scenarios, but I'm sure someone figured out some way for everyone to be happy. But, really, adoption is a thing! I mean, irl, that's what one zoo did for a gay mated pair--gave them an egg. Had it's own children book and everything.