"I have no idea what sort of violet Laertes imagines Ophelia to be," Horatio said, "but she's certainly not a shrinking violet."

"However, I don't think it would be a good idea to tell him she was the one to suggest the threesome," Hamlet replied, stretching out in the bed.

"There are more things one can do between two men and a woman, than are dreamt of within Laertes' philosophies," Ophelia commented with some satisfaction.