No one campus blinks twice at the Addams Girl at first--what's one more goth on in a university of over ten thousand students? And yet, even the grad students holed up in the library, living off energy drinks and cocaine, have to admit there's just something a little off about Wednesday Addams. One of the TAs in the chem lab claims they caught her drinking arsenic out of a test tube, while the geometry professor said she handed in a paper full of non Euclidean equations that made his head hurt unless he looked at it from the corner of his eye.

Still, the fencing instructor weeps tears of joy after each tournament she sweeps through and no one's heard a word from the bigot who kept trying to preach anti-abortion bullshit in the quad after she waltzed up to him last April, so as far as every other student cares Wednesday Addams is a school treasure and honestly if it turns out she's a vampire or something, at least she makes for an interesting cryptid.