As they explored Canaan House, the one thing Gideon noticed was that all the other cav/necro pairs were...strangely stooped, and many of them, even the pierced and eyelinered Fourth, had bright white hair. "Harrow," she hissed, "you didn't tell me we'd be stuck with a bunch of old fucks!"
"Oh, Griddle," Harrow whispered back, her face alight with evil glee, "this is just my master plan to get you to admit you're into osteoporosis after all."