I'd love to see how this actually holds up if he posted it on the AO3. Somehow the men who think they invented the genres women have done all the work in are never as impressive as they think they are.

Or dude, if you are determined to get paid for it, you could file the serial numbers off your Narnia fanfic and see how it stands. It seems to have done fine for Lev Grossman and Neil Gaiman.