Alfred: Good news, everyone. I was able to obtain a vindication of the law of probability.
Guildenstern: Is it actually another coin that landed on heads?
Alfred: I don't understand.
Guildenstern: I want to see a vindication of the law of probability. Is that what you have, or do you have a coin that landed on heads?
Alfred: I have a vindication of the law of probability.
Guildenstern: You're sure? You have proof that the principle of equanimity within the universe has been restored, we can once again rely on the harmony of natural laws to right us, and we are no longer ruled by the narrative necessity that demands every coin comes up heads?
Alfred: That is correct! I have a vindication of the law of probability. I do not have another coin that landed on heads.
Guildenstern: Excellent. Please show it to us.
Alfred: