Oh dear. Grapefruit. Or, say dragonfruit? Or prickly pear? This is moving from entertaining to potentially painful very quickly. Also, as I recall, Edmund is not found of the implications for radishes.

And then, OMG, the anting. That is HILARIOUS. And I've never heard of it and it fits amazingly in this. Just INCREDIBLE. And Zot, omg, Zot, what a perfect name. Mrs. Furner will be FURIOUS. Thank you so much. I've been feeling so down about things and this is just amazing.