Soo. . . Since it seems like this little AU has become a Thing, rather than continue cluttering up the ficathon here with who knows how many of these, I've moved it over to AO3 (where the pieces may be a smidgen bigger but . . . no, definitely three sentence/minifics). That way I can also continue it past when the ficathon closes, if I manage to keep it going, as well. >.>

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