It was amazing how many things came in pairs on this world, mused Ford. He could take or leave peanut butter or jelly on their own, but he still had a PB&J smushed in his rolled-up towel (things had gone much easier once he added bread to the equation — how could he have known the B was silent?); on the other hand, he had never found anything particularly amusing about laurels or general hardiness, but there must be something about Earth humor that he had yet to learn. He was fairly certain he had mastered the gin and tonic, but a little extra practice couldn’t hurt.