"Anansi!" Aslan bellowed from where the gods from above observed their good creations below. "Why have you armed the Kangaroos?"

Anansi waved a hairy leg in denial, "Nay, brother, it was our sister, the Rainbow Serpent, who thought that as you gave them speech, and I gave them legs, little sister wished to gift them arms."

"And the Aye-aye and Pink fair armadillo worked out so well the last time we did this," Aslan muttered.