Overheard at Zee: I Have Had It with These Motherf_ck_ng Snakes in This Motherf_ck_ng Box

THE TIRELESS MECHANIC: Er, look, I know you're still upset, but the Captain just dumped this on me so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a hand - or hook - but please don't detach your hook and throw it at me -

THE SATISFIED MAGICIAN: Tell me, what's most cruel: using an engine to imprison a lucid monster, or to imprison an insane human?

THE TIRELESS MECHANIC: Leaving me to carry a box of lucid monsters!