"Enough," Ward pants, "stop it, I'm tapping out."

Danny salutes him with his wooden bokken -- Ward clumsily returns the gesture -- and lets it drop to his side. "You're doing great, for a beginner."

"Yeah, and I've found muscles I didn't even know I had. I'm done with swordfighting torture for today. I'm gonna go get blitzed on ibuprofen and pass out," and at Danny's alarmed look, "Calm down, it's a joke, you can't get high off ibuprofen. All you'll do is destroy your kidneys."

Danny manages not to ask if Ward has actually tried it. He thinks he might not want to know the answer.