He'd had the perfect story prepared before allowing himself to be captured, but then they had left him to wait, and wait, and wait, until he was bored and feeling spiteful. By the time Kujan arrived to interrogate him, he'd long ago decided to discard most of that perfect story and extemporize all but the few key points which could have brought it all crashing down too soon. What better way to add an extra "Fuck you" to this man than to still manage to fool him while using the flimsiest possible web of lies instead of an impenetrable one?